SOUNDTRACK: THE DEAD MILKMEN-Beelzebubba (1988).
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?
Beelzebubba is pretty close to the pinnacle of The Dead Milkmen’s career. Of the 17 songs, there’s only one or two that fall flat. But there are so many that rise to greatness. The wholly un-PC James Brown-mocking song “RC’s Mom” which is pretty much all about beating your wife is in hugely questionable taste, but the funk is quite funky.
The brilliant “Stuart” is the culmination of all of the white trash mocking/spoken word nonsense songs. And then there’s the outstanding single “Punk Rock Girl.” It is simultaneously catchy as all hell and yet whiny and kind of off-key. It’s really magnificent and was suitably lauded.
The strange thing to me is that the actual released “single” was for “Smokin’ Banana Peels” (an EP with that title was released with an absurd number of dance remixes).
“Sri Lanka Sex Hotel” is an angry rant that references The Killer Inside Me and talks about having sex with everything. It’s pretty bizarre, but is musically fantastic.
True, the back half of the disc suffers somewhat (“Howard Beware” and “Ringo Buys a Rifle” are just okay), but the disc ends with the sublimely vulgar “Life is Shit” a gospel-tinged song that matches Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” for faux uplift.
Future DM discs would feature some good songs, but the band pretty much peaked with this one. I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach.
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What a difference a week makes. The style and writing of Part 5 is markedly different from Part 4. It is far more laid back and focuses primarily on one individual, Hans Reiter (who we know from Part One is Archimboldi).
The Part opens with information about his parents: his father had one leg (he lost the other in WW1) and his mother was blind in one eye.
Hans’ father, after losing his leg, was in the hospital, expounding on the greatness of smoking. (He even gives a smoke to a man wrapped head to toe in bandages–and smoke pours out from all the cracks). When he left the hospital, he walked home–for three weeks. And when he arrived back home he sought the one-eyed girl in the village and asked for her hand in marriage.
Hans Reiter was born in 1920. He proved to be unreasonably tall: (At 3 he was taller than all the 5 year olds etc). And he was most interested in the seabed. There is much information from his childhood of his love of the sea (when his mother bathed him, he would slip under the water until rescued). At six he stole a book, Animals and Plants of the European Coastal Region, which he more or less memorized and was the only book he read. And then he began diving, investigating the shoreline.
His father evidently hates everyone and thinks all nations are full of swine (except the Prussians).
Hans also enjoyed walking and he would often walk to the surrounding towns: The Village of Red Men (where they sold peat), The Village of Blue Women , The Town of the Fat (animals and butcher shops); or in the other direction, he went to Egg Village or Pig Village. Or even further along was the Town of Chattering Girls (who went to parties and dances).
He almost drowned twice. The first time he was initially mistaken for seaweed as he was floating in the water. (After he had discovered laminaria digitata). He also began to draw seaweed in his book. (The seaweed connection is pretty thorough as he was described as looking like seaweed when he was born). The tourist who saved him was named Vogel. He believed in the general goodness of humanity, but he felt that he was a bad person for initially mistaking Hans for seaweed. Vogel also talked endlessly about the virtues of masturbation (citing Kant as an example). (more…)

SOUNDTRACK: RUSH-Permanent Waves (1979).
When my friend Doug and I were hanging out back in the 80s, we both were getting into Rush at the same time. And because this album was in black and white this was the last Rush LP we bought. Imagine our surprise when it turned out to contain “The Spirit of Radio” one of the best hard rock anthems ever.
SOUNDTRACK: MONSTER MAGNET-God Says No (2001).
It’s not often I have a disc with the same name as a book. But lo, here they are. I’ve no idea if the album inspired Hannaham at all (or if he even knows of it) although the title track song does rather work well with the book, with lines like:
SOUNDTRACK: BLUE ÖYSTER CULT-compilations and live releases (1978-2010).
For a band that had basically two hits (“Don’t Fear the Reaper” and “Burnin’ for You”) and maybe a half a dozen other songs that people might have heard of, BOC has an astonishing number of “greatest hits” collections.


This doesn’t include any of the “budget price” collections: E.T.I. Revisited, Tattoo Vampire, Super Hits, Then and Now, The Essential, Are You Ready To Rock?, Shooting Shark, Best of, and the 2010 release: Playlist: The Very Best of).
The lesson is that you evidently won’t lose money making a BOC collection.


And, although none of them have “Monsters” for the average person looking for some BOC, any disc is a good one.


Then, in 1994 we got Live 1976 as both CD and DVD (which spares us nothing, including Eric Bloom’s lengthy harangue about the unfairness of…the speed limit). It’s the most raw and unpolished on live sets. 2002 saw the release of A Long Day’s Night, a recording of a 2002 concert (also on DVD) which had Eric Bloom, Buck Dharma an Allan Lanier reunited.

They also have a number of might-be real live releases (fans debate the legitimacy of many of these). Picking a concert disc is tough if only because it depends on the era you like. ETLive is regarded as the best “real” live disc, although the reissued double disc set of Some Enchanted Evening is hard to pass up. Likewise, the 2002 recording is a good overview of their career, and includes some of their more recent work.

If you consider live albums best of’s (which many people do) I think it’s far to say that BOC has more best of’s than original discs. Fascinating. Many BOC fans believe that if they buy all the best of discs, it will convince Columbia to finally reissue the rest of the original discs (and there are a number of worthy contenders!) in deluxe packages. I don’t know if it will work, but I applaud the effort.
(which I just found out about today while reading a tribute to Salinger).
SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Alive! (1975).
This was the first Kiss live album and was the album that broke Kiss worldwide. I’m not entirely sure why a live album of songs that didn’t sell very well would do better than the original studio albums, but so it was.
SOUNDTRACK: KISS-KISSology: The Ultimate Kiss Collection, Vol. 1: 1974-1977 DVD (2006).
I have just received a used copy of this DVD set and I’m delighted with it. It made me wonder why I never got it in the first place. And a little investigation led me to this realization: Kiss released this (and two other) box sets with a different bonus disc depending on which location you bought it from. So, if you wanted all three bonus discs you had to get three complete sets. I knew that Gene Simmons was a money grubbing guy, I mean he admits it in every interview he does. But I can’t get over that he tries to screw over his fans so much. I mean, only die hard fans will care about the bonus discs, so the most die hard will track down all three sets to get these various shows. Thanks for all your support, Kiss Army! What a jerk.
SOUNDTRACK: The Believer June/July 2007 Music Issue Compilation CD: Cue the Bugle Turbulent (2007).
The 2007 Believer disc smashes the mold of folkie songs that they have established with the previous discs in the series. The theme for this disc is that there’s no theme, although the liner notes give this amusing story:
SOUNDTRACK: BLACK SABBATH-Vol. 4 (1972).
When I was younger I liked this Sabbath album a lot more than I do now. There are some absolutely stellar tracks on here, but most of the songs are a rather peculiar for Black Sabbath. It showcases ballad-y nature that Ozzy would have for some of his biggest hits twenty years later.
