This is a periodical I haven’t mentioned before. Wholphin is a “DVD Magazine of Rare and Unseen Short Films.” So yes, the reason I hadn’t mentioned it is because it is a DVD and not a book. However, as I have been watching Vols 1-8 over the last few months, I have noticed that a few writerly names keep cropping up in the credits. Plus, it’s got that whole McSweeney’s connection.
So lets look at some of the folks who have turned up on these videos:
- Spike Jonze with an amazing documentary about Al Gore (that will make you weep all over again about the 2000 election).
- Miranda July with a short film.
- David O. Russell (with a post-Three Kings documentary).
- Bob Odenkirk has several entries on several DVDs
- A short film by Taika Waititi who did the crazy New Zealand film Eagle vs Shark.
- There’s a Japanese version of Bewitched with bonus subtitles by Daniel Handler (among others).
- Daniel Handler also “revoices” a short film Darling Darling starring Michael Cera and a horse-headed man. (John Cleese does another “revoicing”).
- Michael Chabon’s short story “House Hunting” adapted as a film (starring Paul Rudd and Zooey Deschanel).
- Evany Thomas (and others) rescripted the subtitles to Schastlivy Vmeste the Russian Married…With Children. And hers is extremely enjoyable. She gives up on the show about ten minutes in and then just starts riffing on all manner of things. I laughed harder at this than I had any right to.
- “New Boy” is adapted from a Roddy Doyle short story.
- “Love You More” an adaptation of the short story “Peter Shelly” by Patrick Marber.
- “The Discipline of De” is adapted from a William S. Burroughs short story.
There is also (from Vol #1) my favorite short
film possibly ever by Scott Prendergast called “The Delicious” which you can watch, and I encourage you to, here.
Although “Stairway at St. Paul” is also awesome, and that’s available here.)
There’s also “Heavy Metal Jr.” a great documentary of a metal band made up of pre-teens–available here.
Oh wait, and there’s an amazing documentary about Rubik’s Cube that will blow your mind (if you haven’t played with a cube in a decade), called “Piece by Piece.”
Oh yeah, and “Sour Death Balls” is hilarious and available here.
Even though these films are available online, it would be best to purchase the DVDs from here at http://www.wholphindvd.com. There’s even a Best of, which features most of the films I mentioned above. In fact, you should just subscribe, because that will guarantee that they keep releasing these gems on video.
In addition to the random assortment above there are international animations, short nature films, 45 minutes movies, and everything in between. It’s a wonderful way to see short films that you never knew existed.

I don’t usually keep track of my all time views for posts. But the other day I checked and I found out that
SOUNDTRACK: THE REPLACEMENTS-Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash (1981).
Since I’ve been talking about The Replacements so much, it made me want to go back and listen to their stuff. The Replacements are the quintessential band that “grew up” or “matured” and for better or worse sounds utterly different from their first album to their last (a span of only nine years!). In fact, I don’t imagine that there are too many people who would enjoy all seven of their discs. One suspects that if the band themselves were given a copy of their All Shook Down disc in 1981, they would have smashed it.
SOUNDTRACK: CONSTANTINES-Kensington Heights (2008).
The Constantines hail from Guelph, Ontario. And I’m mostly pointing that out because I wanted to write the word Guelph. While I know there are funny sounding or fun to say towns in America, I’m quite fond of many of the Canadian ones: Guelph, Moose Jaw, Regina.
SOUNDTRACK: ART BRUT-Art Brut vs. Satan (2009).
I’ve mentioned Art Brut before. I enjoy their talky/punk style. This, their new album, is produced by Frank Black of Pixies fame. I can’t honestly say that I see a real difference in production values, but I don’t usually notice things like that.
SOUNDTRACK: THE DECEMBERISTS-The Hazards of Love (2009).
I first played this disc a few times without really listening to it, just to get a feel for it. And I was surprised by how heavy it sounded. The harshest moments of the disc really stood out to me, and I was quite surprised, as I think of the Decemberists as more folky than this.
SOUNDTRACK: RA RA RIOT-The Rhumb Line (2008).
I have a hard time describing this album. It has a lot of ingredients that don’t make sense individually, yet which work very well. I would almost resort to calling them pretentious rock, but that seems so derogatory. Vampire Weekend falls into this category of highly literate pop too, and
I first heard about this magazine from my friend Ailish’s then-boyfriend, Dave (this was sometime in 1993, I would guess). Dave fancied himself an artiste: he typed his novel on a portable Underwood, loved Henry Miller and read 
Colin Meloy is the lead singer and songwriter for the Decemberists. This is a recording of Meloy’s solo acoustic tour from 2006. The recording is from several venues on the tour, although it is mixed as if it were one concert.
SOUNDTRACK: BELLE AND SEBASTIAN-BBC Sessions & Live in Belfast 2001 (2008).
Virtually every review of the BBC Sessions says the same thing: these tracks barely differ from the original recordings. And, for better or worse, that is very true. In fact, even the trumpets and other instruments sound so perfect, you tend to forget it’s a live recording. Clearly this sends a positive message about their live playing. But if that’s the case, why would you buy this?