This is a periodical I haven’t mentioned before. Wholphin is a “DVD Magazine of Rare and Unseen Short Films.” So yes, the reason I hadn’t mentioned it is because it is a DVD and not a book. However, as I have been watching Vols 1-8 over the last few months, I have noticed that a few writerly names keep cropping up in the credits. Plus, it’s got that whole McSweeney’s connection.
So lets look at some of the folks who have turned up on these videos:
- Spike Jonze with an amazing documentary about Al Gore (that will make you weep all over again about the 2000 election).
- Miranda July with a short film.
- David O. Russell (with a post-Three Kings documentary).
- Bob Odenkirk has several entries on several DVDs
- A short film by Taika Waititi who did the crazy New Zealand film Eagle vs Shark.
- There’s a Japanese version of Bewitched with bonus subtitles by Daniel Handler (among others).
- Daniel Handler also “revoices” a short film Darling Darling starring Michael Cera and a horse-headed man. (John Cleese does another “revoicing”).
- Michael Chabon’s short story “House Hunting” adapted as a film (starring Paul Rudd and Zooey Deschanel).
- Evany Thomas (and others) rescripted the subtitles to Schastlivy Vmeste the Russian Married…With Children. And hers is extremely enjoyable. She gives up on the show about ten minutes in and then just starts riffing on all manner of things. I laughed harder at this than I had any right to.
- “New Boy” is adapted from a Roddy Doyle short story.
- “Love You More” an adaptation of the short story “Peter Shelly” by Patrick Marber.
- “The Discipline of De” is adapted from a William S. Burroughs short story.
There is also (from Vol #1) my favorite short
film possibly ever by Scott Prendergast called “The Delicious” which you can watch, and I encourage you to, here.
Although “Stairway at St. Paul” is also awesome, and that’s available here.)
There’s also “Heavy Metal Jr.” a great documentary of a metal band made up of pre-teens–available here.
Oh wait, and there’s an amazing documentary about Rubik’s Cube that will blow your mind (if you haven’t played with a cube in a decade), called “Piece by Piece.”
Oh yeah, and “Sour Death Balls” is hilarious and available here.
Even though these films are available online, it would be best to purchase the DVDs from here at http://www.wholphindvd.com. There’s even a Best of, which features most of the films I mentioned above. In fact, you should just subscribe, because that will guarantee that they keep releasing these gems on video.
In addition to the random assortment above there are international animations, short nature films, 45 minutes movies, and everything in between. It’s a wonderful way to see short films that you never knew existed.

SOUNDTRACK: ART BRUT-Art Brut vs. Satan (2009).
I’ve mentioned Art Brut before. I enjoy their talky/punk style. This, their new album, is produced by Frank Black of Pixies fame. I can’t honestly say that I see a real difference in production values, but I don’t usually notice things like that.
SOUNDTRACK: RA RA RIOT-The Rhumb Line (2008).
I have a hard time describing this album. It has a lot of ingredients that don’t make sense individually, yet which work very well. I would almost resort to calling them pretentious rock, but that seems so derogatory. Vampire Weekend falls into this category of highly literate pop too, and 
Colin Meloy is the lead singer and songwriter for the Decemberists. This is a recording of Meloy’s solo acoustic tour from 2006. The recording is from several venues on the tour, although it is mixed as if it were one concert.
SOUNDTRACK: BELLE AND SEBASTIAN-BBC Sessions & Live in Belfast 2001 (2008).
Virtually every review of the BBC Sessions says the same thing: these tracks barely differ from the original recordings. And, for better or worse, that is very true. In fact, even the trumpets and other instruments sound so perfect, you tend to forget it’s a live recording. Clearly this sends a positive message about their live playing. But if that’s the case, why would you buy this?
SOUNDTRACK: 89.5 WSOU.
This station is one that I used to listen to quite often back at my old house. It comes from Seton Hall University and it is an excellent resource for heavy metal. I haven’t tuned them in in about five years, and I was delighted to hear that they are still around and still rocking.
SOUNDTRACK: ——-
The CD player in my car died.
I also have 2 CDs in the player, and they won’t play or eject! The one disc is no biggie, Sabotage by Black Sabbath, easily replaceable and for cheap too. The other one, however, is The Tragically Hip’s Live from the Vault Vol. 4 which came free with their new album,
We Are the Same. I don’t think it’s available anywhere (not even on their website yet). When I go in for my 60,000 mile tune up next month, I’m going to hope they can rescue it.
This album seems to get overshadowed by the anti-George Bush track “Bu$hleaguer.” Evidently many people were turned off by this track, and that may have had an impact on sales. Of course, I’m sure many other people were introduced to the band by this song, too. Regardless, the rest of the album shouldn’t be judged by this track, as it is rather unusual.
SOUNDTRACK: PEARL JAM-Binaural (2000).
Binaural bursts forth with the rampaging “Breakerfall” and “God’s Dice.” The latter pauses only briefly for a chorus break. They are followed by “Evacuation,” a song that sounds a bit off kilter in this studio version but which blasts off on the live version. It’s got a great shouty chorus too.
I don’t recall why I started getting