SOUNDTRACK: WÜRST NÜRSE-Hot Hot Hot (2018).
I wanted to find a soundtrack that would go with a book about wurst. I found this fantastic Australian band with a hilariously appropriate name who also happen to be a band that rails against sexism.
In fact, one of the members of the band is in the fantastic feminist band Camp Cope!
Their story:
In 2016, five nurses with a sick-of-your-shit attitude put down their scalpels to pick up their instruments and Würst Nürse was born! Würst Nürse are ripping out the stitches of the patriarchy with their dominating & satirical lyrics. The band consists of Georgia McDonald (Camp Cope) as singing nurse, Anna Stein & Stephanie Butigan as guitar nurses, Morgan Sterley as bass nurse & Abbie Laderman as drummer nurse. Since Würst Nürse’s Fürst Rehürsal they have been administrating sludgey fever-inducing riffs & a power pop energy hot enough to send you into heart block.
This EP has four songs and is 13 minutes long.
It is musically brash with catchy melodies and sing-along choruses. But its the biting lyrics that are so much fun
Like on “Hot Doctor” which is three chords and a sing along chorus of:
Hot Doctor
Hot Doctor
He’s gonna pay my bills
He’s gonna pay my rent
Hot Doctor
Hot Doctor
Gonna quit my job
Never have to work again
Although the verses are a bit more subversive
I give the wrong meds to get your attention
I want your hot beef injection
Hot Doctor
So, it turns out I didn’t even need that bachelor’s degree anyway
When I saw you walking down the hallway
Oh, Hot Doctor are you coming back to my place?
Your blue scrubs they rub up the right way
“Hot Surgeon” is very different from “Hot Doctor.” There’s no big chanting chorus, but the lyrics are very different:
I wanna drill into your head
You’re such a hot surgeon
I bet you give great head
I know you’ve got your doctorate
Hot Surgeon
Know your way around a woman
I could help you out in theatre
You could help me put in a catheter
You, me and the Hot Doctor could get it on after hours
Okay maybe not that different. But it turns out that they are connected:
I wanna get with the hot surgeon
Nobody tell the hot doctor
I don’t wanna ruin my chances
“Hot Brown Rain” is very different from the other “hot” songs because it is a hilariously revolting song about, well, being “number 8 on the Bristol stool chart” [The chart only goes up to 7, ew]. “from your underwear, how did it get in my hair?” The chorus is surprisingly catching or catchy.
“Dedication Doesn’t Pay The Rent” has big stomping verses and much more pointed lyrics:
Knowledge learnt
Is money spent
And I still owe
The government
And they cut
My pay again
Those suit wearing white men
The chorus is very satisfying too:
No dedication don’t pay the rent
If you cut my pay
I’ll cut your oxygen
Of course I don’t want to see Camp Cope end, but I sure hope Würst Nürse releases more music.
[READ: Summer 2019] The Wurst of Lucky Peach
I really enjoyed Lucky Peach magazine. It was often exhausting to read them since they were so packed with content (not unlike a sausage). I was bummed when the magazine folded. But in addition to several great issues, they also left behind some of these really fun and interesting cookbook-type collections.
This book is more than a series of recipes that I will likely never make or eat. It is a fun history of the sausage that travels from Europe to the Americas to Australia and beyond.
Chris Ying says he loves sausage. He says he might be in the world’s best lobster restaurant, but if there’s sausage on the menu that’s what he’s getting. This book is fill of sausage history, sausage based humor (they tried to limit the number of dirty jokes, but failed often and with gusto). (more…)