SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Attack of the Phantoms (1978).
Technically, not exactly a soundtrack, but I do talk about the music, so it counts.
I don’t think I was allowed to see Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park movie when it came on TV in 1978. I have seen it many times since then, and have enjoyed its cheesiness each time. But it has been many years since I last watched it (it was on a recorded VHS tape, so it’s at least ten years). Imagine my delight to see that it was included on the KISSOLOGY Vol 2 DVD.
Except, rather than the TV movie, what they have included is the “European theatrical” release (did this really get shown in theaters in Europe? Judging by the poster that I placed here, yes.).
I can’t really compare the two as it has been so long, but I knew there were a few differences right off the bat. The most obvious to me was the inclusion of Kiss solo songs over random (sort of appropriate) scenes. The use of “Radioactive” when Gene is crushing things was inspired. And “Fractured Mirror” works well anywhere in the movie. The Peter songs seem out of place, and I’m not entirely sure about connecting Abner Devereaux to “Mr. Make Believe” but I guess that’s the least of the movie’s problems, right?
This version also has some lengthy concert scenes with the band rocking out in front of stock footage of fans. I simply don’t reall if this was included in the original, but I think one of the sonsg actually sounded live (while the others were clearly mimed). According to various internet sites, Attack also removes a lot of Ace’s dialogue. This seems very likely, as I thought he had a lot more bad puns. And I had to wonder if that’s why they included this version rather than the Phantom of the Park (since Gene seems to dislike Ace so much).
What really strikes me about the movie though is how much Kiss is NOT in it. I mean, it’s at least 30 minutes before they show up at all (we get some delightful scenes with Chopper and his 30-year-old-teenage thugs). They do some concerts but, since they are the crux of the plot, you’d think they’d have more than a few actual lines. Of course, it’s not a very good movie, so what’s the point in nitpicking?
Like how all of a sudden, she’s hanging out with the band while they’re all sitting around. And Paul is playing acoustic guitar and Peter crooning “Beth.” I’d love to get a copy of the guitar version of “Beth,” though! Or how the whole concept of the Kiss talismen is not even introduced until like the last 15 minutes of the movie.
It’s of course all worth it to hear the supremely awesome robot Kiss band’s song “Rip and Destroy” (to the tune of “Hotter Than Hell”) which the fans at first hate but quickly come around to. And then decide that it would be a good idea to rip up the theme park (which we sadly do not get to see).
Of course, watching this version makes me want to see the original TV version just to see what the differences were, but it sounds like that DVD will never see the light of day. I wonder if I still have that VHS tape anywhere?
[READ: January 15, 2010] North World Vol 2.
As Volume 2 of this saga opens, we see Conrad settling down. He has retired his sword, moved home with his dad and begun working in his dad’s business as an accountant.
But he really can’t settle down. The local thugs are still plotting revenge against him and his coworker, Kailee (a kick ass witch), shows up wondering why he hasn’t completed his assignment yet. His assignment? Conrad was tired of slaying evil giant animals, so he took a bigger assignment. Go to Coeur de Lac to fight a demon summoner. The problem is that Couer du Lac is where he’s from, and where he ran away from many many years ago.
He’s conflicted about going home, but when he gets back to Couer de Lac, he realizes that things seem not quite right. (more…)

SOUNDTRACK:CBC Radio 3
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SOUNDTRACK: KATHLEEN EDWARDS-Failer (2003).
I really enjoyed Edwards’ Asking for Flowers. So much so that I decided I had to track down her earlier discs, too. This is her debut album (aside from a self released demo type EP that I don’t think is available anymore). And, no doubt, it will get re-released one of these days making the 500 holders of that first EP very cross indeed.
SOUNDTRACK: TOM WAITS-Glitter and Doom Live (2009).
Sarah bought me Tom Waits’s 3 disc collection for Christmas last year and I was sure it would be another Waits Xmas since this was nicely timed for an under the tree gift. But no! I had to buy this one myself (she says she forgot, but as punishment I may just make her listen to this one).
SOUNDTRACK: RHEOSTATICS-Static Box (complete) (2008).
I’ve decided not to review all of the volumes of this fabulous
SOUNDTRACK: RHEOSTATICS–Static Journey Volume 2: Melville (2008).
At this stage, I realized just what the fine creator of this box set has set out to do: he is basically recreating the Rheos’ discs with live tracks, demos and other cool things. Initially I assumed that everything would be chronological (live concerts only from that tour, for instance). But he has gone beyond that simple task and is selecting the best version he can find. So a concert from, say, 2007 which features an awesome recording of a track from
SOUNDTRACK: RHEOSTATICS-Static Journey Volume 1: The Beginning (2009).
SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Alive! (1975).
This was the first Kiss live album and was the album that broke Kiss worldwide. I’m not entirely sure why a live album of songs that didn’t sell very well would do better than the original studio albums, but so it was.
SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Dressed to Kill (1975).
I feel like I used to give this disc short shrift because (horrors) its cover is in black and white. But, unlike the first two discs which were heavy (poppy, but heavy), Dressed to Kill is very anthemic and, well, a little wimpy. Despite these caveats, I still know every word to the disc, and I do rather enjoy it.
SOUNDTRACK: RHEOSTATICS-Melville (1991).
This fantastic Rheostatics album was one of the last ones I bought for some reason. It came after their debut, Greatest Hits, and is quite a departure for that more simplistic disc.