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[ATTENDED: January 24, 2026] Agriculture

I saw Agriculture open for Boris just two months ago.  I enjoyed their set so much that I knew I’d see them again and two months was not too short of a time to wait.

Agriculture calls their music ecstatic black metal and that description, while slightly vague, is really spot on.  There is screaming and growling, speed and heaviness but also a lot of brightness and beauty.

They put out a new album last year and most of their Boris set was from that album.  The headline set added two more songs form that record and a few more older tracks.

First out was guitarist Richard Chowenhill who started playing one note really really fast.  I was standing right in front of him and I was really blown away by how fast he was picking the string.   The rest of the band came out and started Flea, which features bassist Leah Levinson reciting lyrics while guitarist Dan Meyer who still has a big beard screamed gutturally.  The fact the the song shifts gears midway through to a pleasant, uplifting voice while Leah sings gently only make the screams that she does shortly all the more crazy.

I loved watching drummer Kern Haug.  He has exceptional sideburns and he plays so fast and yet with such precision.  I’m surprised for the second time that he wore a button down shirt,  But I was less surprised to see him trying to stretch out his back mid set because holy cow what a workout.

But it was really amazing being in front of Chowenhill as he played these amazing solos. Whether he shredded furiously or was doing fascinating finger tapping while sliding up and down the neck, the speed and accuracy were mind blowing.

It was pretty bizarre about half way through the show a guy pushed his way up front and started “singing” along to Leah’s screamed vocals. He clearly knew the words and he did try to sound screamy but it was almost like have a translator next to me.  I let him get in front so he’s stop shouting in my ear. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 24, 2026] Nina Ryser

Nina Ryser is a member of Palberta (I love that name) whom I saw live a while back.  I saw Nina solo back in 2022.  She was opening for Tropical Fuck Storm.  And tonight she was opening for Agriculture.  That’s two really heavy bands who chose her to open.  She is something of a Philly DIY institution, but she plays offbeat synth songs that are not at all like the headliners.

Most of the songs were built around a beat and a simple chord pattern.  There was a droney component to it and Nina’s vocals were kind of deadpan.  With her was Luke Knapp, on bass and other synthy sounds.

There were some good bass lines and fun synth sounds.  Nina tends to re-state her lyrics a bunch and the songs quickly become familiar (I’m not even sure if there are verses and choruses). (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 24, 2026] Knoll

I hadn’t heard of Knoll until my physical therapist said he knew them.  He said they put on an incredible show.  And since I already knew that Agriculture was incredible, I was doubly psyched.

So Knoll set up their gear.  They had an old-looking end table (I would guess like 100 years old, with all kinds of filigree–but probably not worth anything) and interesting gear on it. The table also had a little light on it.  And then I realized that there were four floor lamps around the stage.

And these lights were the only things that lit the stage!  And, most interesting of all, each band member had a step on plug (like we use for our Christmas lights) and turned their individual light on and off throughout the show.

All five members of the band were dressed in all black–button down shirts and black pants.  And the lead singer, James Eubanks, has his head shaved, (possibly his eyebrows), his fingernails shaped into points.  He looks like Nosferatu.

Before the show, he busied himself by making sure all of the lamps were plugged in.  And as soon as they were ready.

BOOM.

I was in front of guitarist Cameron Giarraputo.  He was like a machine with the speed and technical expertise he brought to these incredibly fast songs.  It was a wall of noise.  And then Eubanks stepped up front and an unholy demon jumped out of his mouth.

He growled, he shrieked, he made sounds that I didn’t think a human could make and… apparently… there were words associated with these sounds. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 23, 2026] James Acaster

I have made a list of all of the contestants from Taskmaster who I want to see do stand up.  And while I don’t wish to rank them or anything, James Acaster was near the top of my list.

AND YES!  He came to Philadelphia.  We had seen David Cross in this same theater when it was called the Merriam Theatre ten years ago.

This time we were in the balcony and, good lord, those seats have no leg room whatsoever.  I think there’s a reason we don’t get balcony seats.  So I was a little happy that the show was a little over an hour.  Sad, of course, because it was hilarious, but pleased because my knees hurt so much!

So the announcer (James) informed us that tonight’s show would be performed by Craig Simons, the UK’s number one James Acaster tribute act.

And out came Craig Simons, who looks exactly like James and shares the same birthday with him (although Craig is from Pittsburgh and has a wife and five kids). And he says James’ catch phrase (from the Off Menu podcast) “papadams or bread?” (said in a ridiculously exaggerated Acaster accent). (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 20, 2026] Paul Chowdhry

I have made a list of all of comedians from Taskmaster who I would like to see live.  It’s not everyone of course (some of them don’t do stand up and some I don’t think I would enjoy).  I never really imagined that I would see everyone on the list as many British comedians do not tour the U.S.  But imagine my surprise when Paul Chowdhry announced a show in Philly.

Paul was a weird guy on TM and I wasn’t entirely sure I’d like his standup (I wasn’t entirely sure what his standup would be like), but heck, he was coming right here, so why not.

And then they announced that they would be filming an episode of Taskmaster in THE SAME BUILDING on the night before his show.  Well, I needed to go that show, but it sold out in a second.  I was quite bummed.

Then the day of this show, they told everyone that Paul Chowdhry had been a guest on Taskmaster Live.  And, coincidentally so was Chris Gethard who we had just seen last week.

I don’t know if anything will come from the Taskmaster U.S. shows, but I do hope to see one again.  And I also thought that maybe Alex and Greg would stick around Philly and come see Paul’s show.  But they did not.  And it’s all the more shame because the venue (the smallest venue in the Kimmel complex) was half full at best.  They even passed out tickets closer to the stage so they could fill up the front (we refused because we knew Paul was an audience participation kinda guy and we didn’t want any of that.

Paul immediately came out and acknowledged the small crowd talking about how he had been on the Miller Stage last night and had played the 02 arena in London and here…he would have had more people if he did standup on the Rocky stairs (true, except it was really cold).

So he did a lot of jokes with the audience–looking for Indian folks and British folks and messing with them.  It’s unclear to me how much actual material he has because most of it was crowd work.

He’s obviously got a bunch of like stock jokes depending on where people are from and regions of the country, but it felt at times like he was just making things up as he went along.

I will say that he relied on his American accent (which was a deep scary “What you mean muthafucka” type thing.  He explained that he learned English from N.W.A. albums.  Someone said he sounded like Samuel L Jackson which he said was the most racist thing anyone had ever said to him (ha).  He then modified his voice and sounded exactly like Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction.  He ran through a lot of accents throughout the show.

Upon hearing that a person in the crowd’s father had been arrested for selling cocaine (unexpected) and had just gotten out of prison, he did a really impressive Scarface accent.  And of course he has lots of British (there was someone from Birmingham there so he did that accent as well as the London posh and non posh ones, and of course, Indian).

We agreed that our favorite joke was about being on a flight and the attendant asking if he would be dining with them and he asked if he had a choice–could he doordash?  And then he joked that Indian delivery people would totally try to get you on a flight–they’d be pedalling in the sky at 40,000 feet–what’s your number, bruv?

He joked a lot with some married couples up front, he made a lot of fun of a group of young Indian men and women saying that they looked like they were a terrorist organization and hoping ICE wasn’t there.  So yea, there was some political stuff–mostly about how he couldn’t say anything derogatory on stage or he’d lose his visa.

The venue has a couple of balconies so he got to make a Muppet Show joke–one of the people sitting there was wearing a tank top and overalls and Paul called him Luigi.  The other side had some older ladies whom he referred to as the Golden Girls.

He made a joke about Edison NJ being full of Indians (true, but how did he know?  There had been a VIP meet and greet before the show and I’m guessing he scored some local jokes about that).  In fact, when a white audience member said she was from New Jersey, he said something about why would a white person live there.  So, not quite right, but amusing nonetheless.

He had a funny bit about how a British accountant would not let you deduct anything off your taxes but if you get an Indian accountant–look for Patel in Edison–everything is a business writeoff.

He had a few risque jokes (Ghee Diddy) and a whole bit about Bonnie Blue.  So Bonnie Blue is a British women who slept with 1,000 men in a day and she is legendary in England but basically unheard of here.  But she seems to be a major cultural touchstone there.  The bit about the line for the boys to  sleep with Bonnie Blue being as long as the line for the queen’s funeral was pretty funny.

He told two jokes that he says got him banned from Ireland (why would a man confused about his sexuality go to a Catholic priest for help) and some venue in England (a joke about a kidnapped child that has two levels and was really funny–but maybe not si much if the incident was fresh in your mind?).  And then a joke about an Indian woman who was catfished by her niece which made it onto a Netflix special.  All 3 of these were pretty funny and even though he said “now you see how hard it is to write jokes” landed pretty well.

Overall the crowd seemed to really like him. And, if he was being honest (who knows with Paul) he went way over his allotted time because he was enjoying himself.

I wouldn’t see him again, but I know a lot of people would.  I hope he does get to play Madison Square Gardens someday.

 

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[ATTENDED: January 20, 2026] Sonia Vai

I have made a list of all of comedians from Taskmaster who I would like to see live.  It’s not everyone of course (some of them don’t do stand up and some I don’t think I would enjoy).  I never really imagined that I would see everyone on the list as many British comedians do not tour the U.S.  But imagine my surprise when Paul Chowdhry announced a show in Philly.

I didn’t know there was going to be a warm up act until the day of.  I hadn’t heard of Sonya Vai, who is a NYC based comedian.  She immediately joked about the empty seats saying it was the traffic or that Indian people are just always late.

This landed hard until she told us that she herself was Indian, even though she doesn’t look it. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 16, 2026] Chris Gethard

When I first saw a poster for a Chris Gethard show (I’m guessing at House of Independents), I thought his name was a joke–Get Hard, ha ha.  I’m sure he took a lot of abuse for that in school.

But I looked him up and discovered that he was part of an amazing podcast called New Jersey is the World (it ended about a year ago).  Gethard (pronounced Getherd) grew up in New Jersey and spent many years writing for Weird NJ.  And he knows this state better than just about anyone.

He does comedy nationally, but he seems to really relish doing shows in NJ.  Last year he did a show in every county (in pizza places, in basements, in a used furniture store (!) and now for the second time in Flounder Brewing.  (I’m bummed I missed the last one).

He has regular routines, but he also loves to tell stories about New Jersey, especially weird New Jersey. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 16, 2026] David Dondero

It’s interesting to me that my last show of 2025 was at the same venue as the first show of 2026–a venue I hadn’t been to before that previous show.  It helps that it’s 15 minutes from my house.

I have known about Chris Gethard for a little while.  I missed him the last time he came around here, but I soon as this show was announced I grabbed a ticket.  I saw that David Dondero was going to open for him.  I thought I didn’t know who he was, but it turns out I had seen a Tiny Desk of his back in 2014.  The folks at NPR Music love(d) him, but I was okay on him

his music is good but not especially memorable, but it’s his lyrics that Dondero is known for.  His songs are thoughtful and interesting and look at a variety of subjects.

Chris Gethard introduced him and said that he had known about David for decades and was a huge fan.  He was in Florida and David was playing a show and said he was moving back to New Jersey.  He and Chris connected and this tour was born.  (more…)

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