SOUNDTRACK: AN OLDE WORLD CHRISTMAS (European Holiday) (1990?).
While yesterday’s Norwegian Christmas album was awesome, this one falls very very short. The premise of the album is so promising: Christmas songs from around the world. There are Spanish, French, English, German, Scandinavian and Italian songs here!
Well, the problem is that this entire record was recorded (apparently) by one guy on a keyboard with five preset sounds. It is so disappointing. I mean sure it’s pretty (sort of). But there is no sense at all that these are different countries’ songs.
For instance, “Angels We Have Heard on High.” Who knew that that was originally a French song? Not me. And in no way does this keyboard instrumental version of “Les Anges Dans Nos Campagnes” convey that it is anything other than “Angels We Have Heard on High.” How about the fact that we get “O Tannebaum” instead of “O Christmas Tree”? Well, without words, what’s the difference?
So, there are pianoish sounds and harpsichordish sounds and a flute-ish sound. And this would probably be a nice thing to put on as you were falling asleep on Christmas Eve and wanted visions of synthesized sukker plomme dancing in your tête. Thank goodness I got it for 99 cents.
[READ: December 16, 2014] What in God’s Name
When I grabbed Simon’s Rich’s last story collection, I also grabbed this novel, assuming that, you know, it would be hilarious. And it is.
This story is set in Heaven, Inc. The CEO, God, is more interested in watching NASCAR than actuality attending to any miracles or crises on earth. In fact, we learn that Earth was created primarily to produce Xenon, and that humans were just a pet project of some angels.
Angels, yes. The entire story is written from the point of view of some angels working in heaven.
We meet Craig who has been in Miracles for a few years. And there’s a new addition to the team Eliza who spent many years working in Prayer Intake but really wanted to move up to Miracles because it just sounded so much more interesting.
One of the best parts about the story is the way Rich envisions angels performing small miracles every day–adjusting the world without transgressing any of God’s major laws (gravity, physics, that sort of thing). When an angel goes too far (like when Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 pints in a game because God liked him and the angel wanted to impress Him), that angel gets punished. So I loved watching the convoluted ways angels did things to make people act or react. Small things to help avoid getting a paper cut or assist in catching a fish. Continue Reading »



I’m updating this post in July of 2020, because Aparna Nancherla deserves her own post. When we saw her, she was hilarious. Since then she has gained some noterirty and I am always pleased to see her on TV shows (most recently in the Steve Carell-created Space Force).











