SOUNDTRACK: ANT & DEC-“We’re on the Ball” (2002).
Evidently, for nearly every football tournament since 1970, the English team has had a theme song.
Occasionally one of those songs will reach non-footbnall fans. In 1990 New Order did “World in Motion” which New Order fans will know whether they like football or not. One of the band members described the single as “the last straw for Joy Division fans.”
Who the heck are Ant &Dec? They are TV presenters (of what I’m not sure) with really questionable haircuts. I don’t know if they wrote this song or just sing it. I’m not even sure what the verses are on about as they seem to be irrelevant–filler until you get to the chorus. A vibrant horn melody introduces the easily chantable:
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
We’re on the ball
The final verse is one that any football fan can appreciate:
Japan, Korea, here come England
It’s Neville to Cambell
Cambell to Rio
Rio to Scholesy
Scholesy Gerrard
Gerrard to Beckham
Beckham to Heskey
Heskey to Owen
To Nodd
5-1
Honestly I prefer Fat Les’ “Vindaloo,” which has a huge na na na part and this wonderful boast: “We’re gonna score one more than you.”
[READ: September 25, 2019] “We are the World”
Nick Hornby wrote his final music article for the New Yorker in 2001. He then wrote this article about soccer and then stopped contributing to the magazine at all (until mid 2020, it turns out).
This article is all about the World Cup. I’m sure there are many writers who can write wonderful things about the World Cup, but I feel like Hornby’s unbridled love for the game, combined with his quick wit and mild snark, make his World Cup writing excellent.
It’s always weird to read about things that happened nearly twenty years ago as if they were current. It’s even weirder to read about things that happened nearly twenty years ago that you didn’t care about, or possibly even know happened, from someone who cares very deeply about it. “It is mostly pointless to try to convince an American readership of the joys of football (yes football) but it would be hard for anyone not to take pleasure in the rhythm of life in a football-mad country during the world cup.”
The world cup was on at 7:30 AM in England most days . England’s tabloids had to battle the World Cup for eyeballs and gave up: “On the morning of England’s game with Brazil the cover of the Daily Mirror showed only the flag of St George–England’s official flag–and the caption, ‘This page is cancelled. Nothing else matters.'” (more…)

SOUNDTRACK: CITY AND COLOUR-“Strangers” (2019).
City and Colour is Dallas Green (get it?). He was part of the rocking band Alexisonfire. He went solo about fifteen years ago and has settled into the sort of indie folk troubadour life.
SOUNDTRACK: CHASTITY BELT-“Ann’s Jam,” “Elena” and “Drown” (2019)
When Chastity Belt first arrived they posted some gnarly band photos and wre pretty aggressive musically. Their No Regerts album was brash. Jagged music, pointed lyrics and rather harsh vocals.
SOUNDTRACK: LOU REED-“A Gift” (1976).
This “soft rock” song features a slow guitar song with shuffle beat as Reed speaks his mind.
SOUNDTRACK: BERLIN-Information (1980).
Who knew that Berlin made an album without Terri Nunn? Back in 1980, Terri Nunn had sung with Berlin and had even released a couple of singles with them. Then she decided to try out acting. The replaced her with Virginia Macolino.
SOUNDTRACK: U.N.K.L.E.-“Ar.Mour” (2019).
Having learned that U.N.K.L.E. had not only been making music all of these years but even put out a new album this year, I thought I’d listen to something new and see what it was like.
SOUNDTRACK: U.N.K.L.E.–“Rabbit in Your Headlights” (1998).
I was looking for a “rabbit” song to include with this story and I remembered this one from U.N.K.L.E., an album I had completely forgotten about.
SOUNDTRACK: LOS LOBOS-“The Circus Comes To Town” (1992).
I have heard Phish play this song many times. I never would have guessed that it was Los Lobos.
SOUNDTRACK: LOS LOBOS “Sabor a Mi” (1978)
The other song from the Los Lobos debut album that nick Hornby mentioned was ” “Sabor a Mí” a beautiful acoustic bolero.