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[ATTENDED: January 23, 2026] James Acaster

I have made a list of all of the contestants from Taskmaster who I want to see do stand up.  And while I don’t wish to rank them or anything, James Acaster was near the top of my list.

AND YES!  He came to Philadelphia.  We had seen David Cross in this same theater when it was called the Merriam Theatre ten years ago.

This time we were in the balcony and, good lord, those seats have no leg room whatsoever.  I think there’s a reason we don’t get balcony seats.  So I was a little happy that the show was a little over an hour.  Sad, of course, because it was hilarious, but pleased because my knees hurt so much!

So the announcer (James) informed us that tonight’s show would be performed by Craig Simons, the UK’s number one James Acaster tribute act.

And out came Craig Simons, who looks exactly like James and shares the same birthday with him (although Craig is from Pittsburgh and has a wife and five kids). And he says James’ catch phrase (from the Off Menu podcast) “papadams or bread?” (said in a ridiculously exaggerated Acaster accent). (more…)

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[ATTENDED: January 20, 2026] Paul Chowdhry

I have made a list of all of comedians from Taskmaster who I would like to see live.  It’s not everyone of course (some of them don’t do stand up and some I don’t think I would enjoy).  I never really imagined that I would see everyone on the list as many British comedians do not tour the U.S.  But imagine my surprise when Paul Chowdhry announced a show in Philly.

Paul was a weird guy on TM and I wasn’t entirely sure I’d like his standup (I wasn’t entirely sure what his standup would be like), but heck, he was coming right here, so why not.

And then they announced that they would be filming an episode of Taskmaster in THE SAME BUILDING on the night before his show.  Well, I needed to go that show, but it sold out in a second.  I was quite bummed.

Then the day of this show, they told everyone that Paul Chowdhry had been a guest on Taskmaster Live.  And, coincidentally so was Chris Gethard who we had just seen last week.

I don’t know if anything will come from the Taskmaster U.S. shows, but I do hope to see one again.  And I also thought that maybe Alex and Greg would stick around Philly and come see Paul’s show.  But they did not.  And it’s all the more shame because the venue (the smallest venue in the Kimmel complex) was half full at best.  They even passed out tickets closer to the stage so they could fill up the front (we refused because we knew Paul was an audience participation kinda guy and we didn’t want any of that.

Paul immediately came out and acknowledged the small crowd talking about how he had been on the Miller Stage last night and had played the 02 arena in London and here…he would have had more people if he did standup on the Rocky stairs (true, except it was really cold).

So he did a lot of jokes with the audience–looking for Indian folks and British folks and messing with them.  It’s unclear to me how much actual material he has because most of it was crowd work.

He’s obviously got a bunch of like stock jokes depending on where people are from and regions of the country, but it felt at times like he was just making things up as he went along.

I will say that he relied on his American accent (which was a deep scary “What you mean muthafucka” type thing.  He explained that he learned English from N.W.A. albums.  Someone said he sounded like Samuel L Jackson which he said was the most racist thing anyone had ever said to him (ha).  He then modified his voice and sounded exactly like Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction.  He ran through a lot of accents throughout the show.

Upon hearing that a person in the crowd’s father had been arrested for selling cocaine (unexpected) and had just gotten out of prison, he did a really impressive Scarface accent.  And of course he has lots of British (there was someone from Birmingham there so he did that accent as well as the London posh and non posh ones, and of course, Indian).

We agreed that our favorite joke was about being on a flight and the attendant asking if he would be dining with them and he asked if he had a choice–could he doordash?  And then he joked that Indian delivery people would totally try to get you on a flight–they’d be pedalling in the sky at 40,000 feet–what’s your number, bruv?

He joked a lot with some married couples up front, he made a lot of fun of a group of young Indian men and women saying that they looked like they were a terrorist organization and hoping ICE wasn’t there.  So yea, there was some political stuff–mostly about how he couldn’t say anything derogatory on stage or he’d lose his visa.

The venue has a couple of balconies so he got to make a Muppet Show joke–one of the people sitting there was wearing a tank top and overalls and Paul called him Luigi.  The other side had some older ladies whom he referred to as the Golden Girls.

He made a joke about Edison NJ being full of Indians (true, but how did he know?  There had been a VIP meet and greet before the show and I’m guessing he scored some local jokes about that).  In fact, when a white audience member said she was from New Jersey, he said something about why would a white person live there.  So, not quite right, but amusing nonetheless.

He had a funny bit about how a British accountant would not let you deduct anything off your taxes but if you get an Indian accountant–look for Patel in Edison–everything is a business writeoff.

He had a few risque jokes (Ghee Diddy) and a whole bit about Bonnie Blue.  So Bonnie Blue is a British women who slept with 1,000 men in a day and she is legendary in England but basically unheard of here.  But she seems to be a major cultural touchstone there.  The bit about the line for the boys to  sleep with Bonnie Blue being as long as the line for the queen’s funeral was pretty funny.

He told two jokes that he says got him banned from Ireland (why would a man confused about his sexuality go to a Catholic priest for help) and some venue in England (a joke about a kidnapped child that has two levels and was really funny–but maybe not si much if the incident was fresh in your mind?).  And then a joke about an Indian woman who was catfished by her niece which made it onto a Netflix special.  All 3 of these were pretty funny and even though he said “now you see how hard it is to write jokes” landed pretty well.

Overall the crowd seemed to really like him. And, if he was being honest (who knows with Paul) he went way over his allotted time because he was enjoying himself.

I wouldn’t see him again, but I know a lot of people would.  I hope he does get to play Madison Square Gardens someday.

 

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[ATTENDED: January 20, 2026] Sonia Vai

I have made a list of all of comedians from Taskmaster who I would like to see live.  It’s not everyone of course (some of them don’t do stand up and some I don’t think I would enjoy).  I never really imagined that I would see everyone on the list as many British comedians do not tour the U.S.  But imagine my surprise when Paul Chowdhry announced a show in Philly.

I didn’t know there was going to be a warm up act until the day of.  I hadn’t heard of Sonya Vai, who is a NYC based comedian.  She immediately joked about the empty seats saying it was the traffic or that Indian people are just always late.

This landed hard until she told us that she herself was Indian, even though she doesn’t look it. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: July 19, 2025] “Weird Al” Yankovic

This was my tenth time seeing Weird Al.  That’s pretty exciting.

I didn’t know if he’d be doing another tour (he hasn’t put out any new music (aside from soundtrack songs) in over ten years!  But this was a bigger and weirder tour.  In practice, this meant that there were more people on stage than ever before–four other people on stage aside from his long-lasting regular band.

Probyn Gregory – backing vocals, trumpet, trombone, tuba, guitars, percussion ; Scheila Gonzalez – backing vocals, saxophone, clarinet, percussion Payton Velligan – backing vocals, guitars, percussion Monique Donnelly – backing vocals, keyboards, percussion.

I asked my whole fam if they wanted to go and all three of them said yes, rather excitedly I might add.  But that was a long time before the show.  And so my daughter wound up working and my son wound up going to a concert in Wisconsin!  I was able to sell my two tickets for basically face value and my wife and I enjoyed the show by ourselves.

I assumed that this show would be a kind of greatest hits show, but it turned out to be chock full of songs I hadn’t seen live before and, some that I had never even heard before!

They opened with Tacky, but there was some kind of technical difficulty, so I’m not sure how much of the song they were going to play.  I would have enjoyed hearing it, but it’s not a big deal.

Then he surprised the heck out of me by opening with Mission Statement, the CSNY inspired song that mocks corporate speak.  It sounded great with the backing singers doing harmonies.  Then came Polkamania!  I knew this medley, but not very well.  I had forgotten that he put it out in 2024 as a single covering the ten years since his last album.  It was really fun seeing Billie Eilish in a Weird Al concert.

After the drum solo, they played Everything You Know is Wrong, a song I simple cannot believe I’d never seen him play live before (I see he never played it before this tour!).  It was amazing. (more…)

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[ATTENDED: July 19, 2025] Puddles Pity Party

I heard about Puddles Pity Party a few years ago. A giant (6′ 8″) man dressed like a clown with whiteface and everything.  Who has an incredible voice.  He’s funny, but also not funny at the same time.

I’ve wanted to see his act but I didn’t think I wanted to see him as a headliner (where does he even headline show?).  So the fact that he was opening for “Weird Al” was perfect.  An opportunity to check him out.  Sadly, two things prevented this from being a great experience.  The first is we ran into a ton of traffic and wound up missing at least half of his show.  The second is that we were pretty far back, so it was hard to get absorbed in the show that interacted with the front rows.

But yes, walking in during him singing Estoy sentado aquí–beautifully, of course–was surreal because who knew if it was suppose to be funny.  By the time we were settled he had started Come On Up to the House.  This is a Tom Waits song that is, unsurprisingly, rather sad.  So it’s kind of funny to see a clown singing it, but it’s not really funny–there’s no punch line.

Up next was In the End, not a cover and also not funny.   But again, wow what a voice. (more…)

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[LISTENED TO: December 2024] The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year

This is probably the first romance book that I’ve listened to.  Technically it’s a romance mystery, but the format is pretty distinctively romance.

I can say that I really didn’t enjoy the more romancey parts of the book.  Not because of the romance, because heck, almost all books have a romance component.

But I found this romance to  be beating us over the head with the fact that a) Maggie HATES Ethan and b) Ethan is REALLY HOT.  Again, I’m fine with the romance angle and even these tow components of the romance, but jeez, how many times did Carter have to tell us these two things.

Every time she saw Ethan she pointed out his hot arms or his studly abs.  And every time she saw him she told us how much she hated him.

And, hey, Ally Carter, trust your reader that they can hold information for more than a few pages.

This may have seemed more obnoxious to be in an audio book format.  Saskia Maarleveld did a great job in both male and female voices.  But hearing some of those same phrases repeated over and over was annoying.  Zachary Webber did a good job as Ethan (towards the end of the book, Ethan starts getting his own POV), but I actually enjoyed Saskia’s voice more.

So a basic plot summary.  Mystery author Maggie Chase hates Ethan Wyatt, a fellow author at their publishing imprint. He’s good-looking, popular with literally everyone and the guy can NEVER get her name right. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: hiatus

[READ: January 2024] Huge

Brent Butt is a Canadian comedian (treasure) who created Corner Gas.

His humor (at least in the show, I’ve never seen his stand up) is fairly PG–a few jackasses thrown in, but mostly (the show at least) is about living with weirdos who you love and hate.

So, imagine my surprise to find that there’s bad words in here–and pretty intense (but not graphic) violence!  This is not Corner Gas: The Book.

It is about stand up comedy though.  And it follows three main characters (in 1994).

Dale is the main character.  He’s been a comedian for years and is reliably very funny.  But his star is fading and now that he is his forties, he’s finding himself doing smaller shows.  He also has an ex-wife and daughter who he wants to support. Once he gets through this run of shows he’ll have enough to give her what she needs. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: JANN ARDEN-“Could I Be Your Girl” (1994).

It’s fascinating to watch the video for this song now, since all I really know about what Jann Arden looks like is the author photo and her TV appearances since the 2000s.

She’s got long dark hair!

The song is pretty and I guess lyrically it’s pretty dark and poetic.  This lyrics is pretty surprising for a pop song

And I am ashesI am JesusI am preciousCould I be your girl?

I don’t really care for the “oh my lord” backing vocals, for the sound, not the words.

Indeed, the whole song feels kind of bland.  For a song that seems pretty dramatic, I want a little more from the song.  Maybe the production is too smooth?

It’s catchy though and I suppose in the 90s it was pretty remarkable.  But really it’s just not my style.

At the bottom of this post, you can see Jann Arden talking about this song and basically telling me that I’m an idiot.

[READ: February 2024] The Bittlemores

I’ve known about Jann Arden pretty exclusively from her appearances on Canadian TV (she has her own sitcom too which is pretty funny in the parts I’ve watched).  She was a perennial guest on the Rick Mercer Report which I loved.  She was always funny and game for something.

Her music, on the other hand, is serious and poppy.

I didn’t know what to expect from this novel, but I knew I wanted to support her first foray into fiction (I won’t be reading her memoirs which sound very sad).

And I have to say that this story shocked me from the start because the home life she conveys in this story is so horrible, so miserable, that I was fairly shocked at the things I read.  And yet, her tone is never heavy, so even the most unpleasant things (an old man drowning kittens) are delivered in a tone that makes you not want to throw the book across the room and say “I thought you loved animals, Jann!”

But she pulls no punches as the story starts: “Harp Bittlemore is a horrible man.”  The Bittlemore farm was once a thriving farm but it is now mostly dried up and useless.  It is in the middle of nowhere, miles from anything and even more miles from the nearest city.  There’s a couple of sad cows and pigs.  And there’s a young girl.

Margaret is the Bittlemore child.  She hates living with the Bittlemores.  They are mean and unloving.  And she wants to get even with them.  What does a girl with no agency do to get back at the adults around her?  She gets pregnant.  At 14.

This didn’t punish the adults as much as it punished her, of course.   And as soon as The Bittlemores found out she was pregnant, they locked her in the house–for five months.  Margaret had been going to school but the adults told everyone that she had been accepted to a school in France and that she would no longer be in the area for a while.

When Margaret has the baby–at home, with Mrs Bittlemore stitching her up, Margaret makes a bold decision.  She runs away.  She climbs out the window of her room (while in a ton of pain) leaving behind her baby, and flees up the road with no destination.  She meets a truck driver (female, thankfully) named Tizzy who has a soft spot for this poor girl in trouble and she takes her as far as her route is going. (more…)

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[READ: February 2024] Rick Mercer The Road Years

Sixteen years ago I read Rick Mercer’s first book.  Since then I’ve read a couple of his other books, but I missed the first part of this memoir, Talking to Canadians.  I guess I’ll have to track that book down too.  Because I love the way Mercer writes.  I loved his show and now I love his print.

About his first book I wrote:

Rick Mercer is a great political comedian.  He puts all American political commentators to shame. I’m sure that much of this difference is the way Canada is structured. There seems to be so much more openness to politicians there than in our system.  For reasons I can’t fathom, politicians agree to hang out with Rick even though in the next segment he will rant about their incompetence.

Well, this book goes some way to take the blinds off how the show worked.

So this book picks up where his previous memoir finished–just as he was about to start The Rick Mercer Report.

He explains that the premise of this book and indeed of his show was “What does it mean to be Canadian?”  [Spoiler: he never does find the answer to that].

He talks about how the show was spun off from This Hour Has 22 Minutes and was originally The Monday Report.  (It was going to be on Mondays and they figured if they called it that then the CBC would never move it).  They didn’t really have a plan for the show–it was all kind of seat of the pants until they were about to start filming.  They decided that everywhere in Canada there was something interesting happening.  And he would go to check it out and show the rest of the country.  It would spur local and national pride.  And it would be funny as well.

So Rick travelled around the country and rode on “The Train of Death” (fortunately, the book comes with pictures).  And soon it was established that if Rick could be put in danger or humiliated, well, that was the show right there–locals getting the best of the snooty Toronto TV guy.

So he wore a beard of bees, he was tucked into bed by Prime Minster Stephen Harper, he pulled a sleeping polar bear out of its den and he had lots of crazy adventures with Jann Arden. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: hiatus

[READ: February 3, 2024] Starter Villain

My wife and I have relatively different tastes in books, but we have a large section of overlap.  And since she is a much faster reader than I, she brings home all kinds of books that I think I’d like to check out.

And this was, obviously one of them.  I mean, blah blah, books by their covers, but come on, of course I’m going to at least look at this one.

She confirmed that it was good and I jumped in.

I must say right off the bat it’s not what I thought it was going to be.  The cats are not the villains, despite how obvious that seems. Rather, the cats are helpers to the villain.  But we’ll get to that.

Charlie is down on his luck.  He’s a substitute teacher.  He’s recently divorced–this hurts even more because his Uncle Jake sent him a pair of berry spoons as a wedding present with a note that said 18 months, which was exactly as long as his wedding lasted.  And the house he’s living in was his only inheritance.  But he has three half siblings who are all owed a part of the house.  But it’s the only place he has to go.  And he’s got this stray cat that he recently brought home…

His last hope for a semblance of success is to buy a local Irish pub that is for sale.  But it costs a few hundred thousand dollars more than he has–and the bank isn’t fooled by his lies.

When he gets back from the bank, there is a woman waiting on his porch.   She tells him that his Uncle Jake (the one with the spoons) has died and left him a substantial sum.  He just has to go to the funeral and say a few words on his behalf.

Charlie hasn’t seen his Uncle since he was like five years old and has no idea what to say about the man.  The man owned parking garages.  How could he have a substantial sum?  But whatever, he has not much else going on.

The funeral home is hilarious because all of the bouquets has curses and threats on them–beautiful flower arrangements with sashes that say things like “See You In Hell.”  And when the funeral actually starts one of the men takes out a knife to make sure that Jake is dead. (more…)

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