SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Attack of the Phantoms (1978).
Technically, not exactly a soundtrack, but I do talk about the music, so it counts.
I don’t think I was allowed to see Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park movie when it came on TV in 1978. I have seen it many times since then, and have enjoyed its cheesiness each time. But it has been many years since I last watched it (it was on a recorded VHS tape, so it’s at least ten years). Imagine my delight to see that it was included on the KISSOLOGY Vol 2 DVD.
Except, rather than the TV movie, what they have included is the “European theatrical” release (did this really get shown in theaters in Europe? Judging by the poster that I placed here, yes.).
I can’t really compare the two as it has been so long, but I knew there were a few differences right off the bat. The most obvious to me was the inclusion of Kiss solo songs over random (sort of appropriate) scenes. The use of “Radioactive” when Gene is crushing things was inspired. And “Fractured Mirror” works well anywhere in the movie. The Peter songs seem out of place, and I’m not entirely sure about connecting Abner Devereaux to “Mr. Make Believe” but I guess that’s the least of the movie’s problems, right?
This version also has some lengthy concert scenes with the band rocking out in front of stock footage of fans. I simply don’t reall if this was included in the original, but I think one of the sonsg actually sounded live (while the others were clearly mimed). According to various internet sites, Attack also removes a lot of Ace’s dialogue. This seems very likely, as I thought he had a lot more bad puns. And I had to wonder if that’s why they included this version rather than the Phantom of the Park (since Gene seems to dislike Ace so much).
What really strikes me about the movie though is how much Kiss is NOT in it. I mean, it’s at least 30 minutes before they show up at all (we get some delightful scenes with Chopper and his 30-year-old-teenage thugs). They do some concerts but, since they are the crux of the plot, you’d think they’d have more than a few actual lines. Of course, it’s not a very good movie, so what’s the point in nitpicking?
Like how all of a sudden, she’s hanging out with the band while they’re all sitting around. And Paul is playing acoustic guitar and Peter crooning “Beth.” I’d love to get a copy of the guitar version of “Beth,” though! Or how the whole concept of the Kiss talismen is not even introduced until like the last 15 minutes of the movie.
It’s of course all worth it to hear the supremely awesome robot Kiss band’s song “Rip and Destroy” (to the tune of “Hotter Than Hell”) which the fans at first hate but quickly come around to. And then decide that it would be a good idea to rip up the theme park (which we sadly do not get to see).
Of course, watching this version makes me want to see the original TV version just to see what the differences were, but it sounds like that DVD will never see the light of day. I wonder if I still have that VHS tape anywhere?
[READ: January 15, 2010] North World Vol 2.
As Volume 2 of this saga opens, we see Conrad settling down. He has retired his sword, moved home with his dad and begun working in his dad’s business as an accountant.
But he really can’t settle down. The local thugs are still plotting revenge against him and his coworker, Kailee (a kick ass witch), shows up wondering why he hasn’t completed his assignment yet. His assignment? Conrad was tired of slaying evil giant animals, so he took a bigger assignment. Go to Coeur de Lac to fight a demon summoner. The problem is that Couer du Lac is where he’s from, and where he ran away from many many years ago.
He’s conflicted about going home, but when he gets back to Couer de Lac, he realizes that things seem not quite right. (more…)

SOUNDTRACK: THE SAW DOCTORS-If This Is Rock’n’Roll, I Want My Old Job Back (1991).
A line from a Saw Doctors song is quoted in this book, so why not review the whole disc,yeah?
In general, but even moreso on their later discs, they sing anthemic folk rock (the kind of songs that work very well live). But they mix elements of trad, punk and just good old rock in as well. In many ways they’re like a clean cut version of the Pogues (I mean, just look at them on the cover of their greatest hits). And their Greatest Hits is a good place to check them out. You get a lot of singles (and they are definitely a singles band), for a good oul’ Oirish rocking time.
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SOUNDTRACK—DOWN AT THE SEA HOTEL (2007).
This has rapidly become one of my favorite CDs for our kids. It’s a collection of lullabies written by some great artists with performances by: Guy Davis, Lucy Kaplansky, John Gorka, Eliza Gilkyson, The Wailin’ Jennys and Lynn Miles. They play either solo or in groups to create a wonderful collection of tracks which maintains an overall cohesive sound.
SOUNDTRACK: THE TRAGICALLY HIP-Live from the Vault-Volume 4 (2009).
Faithful reader will recall that this disc got trapped in my car’s CD changer. When I had it the player replaced, they sent the old one back to mysterious Toyota offices far away. And, about a month or so after sending it out, I received a package from Toyota with my three lost discs (this one, a Black Sabbath disc and, a promo disc I took from the library to try and wedge into the player to get it to eject the other discs (that doesn’t work, by the way) which was, embarrassingly, Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne doing a duet of something or other).
SOUNDTRACK: THURSTON MOORE-Trees Outside the Academy (2009).
Thurston Moore is a founding member of Sonic Youth. He’s put out several solo albums over the year, although I feel like only two really “count,” Psychic Hearts and this one.
SOUNDTRACK:CBC Radio 3
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days ago. I was saddened to hear this, but I think mostly because he’s everyone’s favorite recluse, and there are so few people actively avoiding fame these days.
SOUNDTRACK: DINOSAUR JR.-Farm (2009).
I’ve been a fan of Dino Jr since my friend Al introduced me to Green Mind (I had missed the “classic” line up but caught this newer incarnation). And I loved it. I have enjoyed just about everything that J. Mascis has put out (although yes, there have been a few duds).
SOUNDTRACK: BRITISH SEA POWER-Do You Like Rock Music? (2008).
I’ve heard a lot about British Sea Power over the years, and I’ve enjoyed their smarty-pants attitudes. I think that their first album is most highly recommended. But I was able to get this disc with an autographed booklet from my favorite record store of all time, the long-missed (since they have no locations near me)
SOUNDTRACK: NO FORCEFIELD-Lee’s Oriental Massage 415-626-1837 (2000).
I was terribly disappointed with the second No Forcefield album (so why did I get this one? Because I got them both used at the same time for $1 each). And I can’t help but think Id have been so much more disappointed in it had I listened to this one first.