SOUNDTRACK: RHEOSTATICS-3rd Annual Green Sprouts Music Week Night 4 (Ultrasound Showbar, Toronto Ontario September 21 1995).
Darrin at Rheostatics Live added a number of new shows in the last eight months. Like this full week of shows from the Third Green Sprouts Music Week
Fourth night of the third annual Green Sprouts Music Week held at Ultrasound Showbar September 18-23 1995. Never Forget makes its live debut and Farm Fresh and Tyler Stewart of Barenaked Ladies joins the band for Soul Glue. The 16 minute Digital Beach/Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald/You Are Very Star ending is amazing. The band also talks about “Raise A Little Elf” which would be noted on The Blue Hysteria and several other albums.
This is the first of the shows in which the audience is really obnoxious. It gets worse later on. I’m not sure why they get picked up so clearly on the mic, but it ruins some of the songs.
Many of the shows opens quietly, but this one opens with a raw “Feed Yourself” with some different words. The guys are still figuring out the ending.
There’s a really noisy guy who shouts “sit down!” [This is a big thing tonight]. Tim: I’m not getting involved in that.
They play “All the Same Eyes” which I wouldn’t call the most rocking song in their catalog, but Martin says “we’re not normally this rock n rolly.” Dave: Only on Thursday. Only on St. Swithin’s day. Only on my grandpa’s birthday.
They play “an old song,” it’s “Fishtailin'” and the crowd is stupidly loud during the quiet parts.
Up next is “Four Little Songs.” There’s a long intro, but they get it right. During Dave’s part he asks them to play the intro twice and he says Bono’s (?) kitchen. But by the end, they can’t get the counting part right so they ask the audience to help and they do great.
These songs are “aged like sharp cheese which is what Rheostatics means in Latin.”
Dave finally addresses the shouters: you’re not gonna shout out sit down still are you? They’re obviously not going to sit down and stuff. Don: They’re talking to you, Dave, they want you to sit down.
Dave says his “day band” The Medicores” playing tomorrow at Lee’s Palace. It’s a food bank benefit Don will be at a benefit on Sunday with the coolest band in the area, Don’t Talk, Dance (a group with Tyler Stewart and others).
Last night was a weird night–felt the ghost of Trooper. We even broke into “Raise a Little Elf.” The story behind that is that when Andrew was very young he thought that the Trooper song “Raise a Little Hell” was “raise a little elf.” He didn’t find out until …1992! So naive. He’s Mennonite. Mennonites believe in elves.
Up next is Tim’s new song “Connecting Flights,” which Martin says is called “Two Flights of Stairs.”
You hear the guy shout “sit down asshole.” Thankfully before the song starts.
Presumably to damp down the jerks, they play their happy theme song (“Introducing Happiness”). He says they plan to play it at the Grey Cup and the Governor Generals Inauguration (cheers). You like the Governor General? Weird crowd.
Up next is “Claire,” the only time they played it this week. This time it features a guitar “duel” between Martin and Tim. Tim obviously loses. he even messes up his simple part and has to play it twice. Dave says that the song is from the movie Whale Music which is coming out in the States on October 6 at a place in Santa Monica.
Next up is a brand new, never performed song sung by Don kerr called “Never Forget.” There’s so much talking during it I can’t believe it.
Dave tells a funny, lengthy story about riding his bike and getting honked at by girls in a van. He tells them Mississauga’s that way (a burn on Don Kerr). The punch line is them telling him to “go back to England.” You know what happens when Italians are mistaken for English….
Don says that if you’re riding a bike in Mississauga, you’ve got to watch for people in vans with baseball bats. Their TVs break and they have nothing to do.
A great sounding “Fat” has a rocking ending (Dave reveals that the gum that’s tough to chew was Dubble Bubble). Farm Fresh gets the shout out in “Fan Letter” And then Martin introduces the next song which is “about working in a gas station.” Dave: It’s not the ‘Summer of ’69’ is it? But seriously, who talks through “Self Service Gas Station?”
Then there is clapping for the “contest winner.” The “play drums on your birthday with the Rheostatics” contest. It’s Tyler Stewart. Give him a shot at the big time.
Dave asks about an “eat Kraft dinner with BNL contest” in which the bnl were too busy to eat with th eguys and so there were cardboard cutouts. Tyler: is that some sorta CHOP?
They got to eat with Tyler’s double: Tarzan Dan.
Tim’s double is Henry Rollins
Dave’s double is Telly Savalas
Martin’s double is Starsky Michael Paul Glaser
Don’s double (courtesy of Janet Morassutti) Richard Manual from The Band.
The guitar tech’s double is William Baldwin–at least you didn’t say Ed Begley, Jnr.
Tyler plays a beat for Farm Fresh. It’s a wild introduction to “Soul Glue.” There’s so much cursing! Whaddya think of Farm Fresh/Rheostatics/Barenaked Ladies “They suck!” Tyler also does a rap and then describes “Soul Glue” as a “song about LSD.” It’s a bit slower, but sounds cool. When Tim sings the “reapt that mistake” Tyler shots “sorry!” and after the “in the ground” Tyler adds “in the ground, in the ground, in the muthafuckin ground.”
Dave encourages everyone to join the Green Sprouts Music Club if you can.
The encore is “Digital Beach.” There’s some shushing as Martin starts. It segues into a slow, powerful “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” The song is fantastic–the loud parts are really overwhelming. Then as the song ends and Tim reprises the slow part some some jackass shouts out “Gordon Lightfoot!” which totally ruins the moment. Jesus. Dave threw in an “I wish I was back home in Derry” which I thought was something he did much later.
After atmospheric jamming at the end of the song, it ends with a lovely (uninterrupted) “You Are Very Star.”
I hate that these drunken people can ruin quiet moments because otherwise this show is fantastic.
[READ: February 20, 2021] School for Extraterrestrial Girls
The title of this book sounded pretty good and when I saw that it was written by Jeremy Whitley who did the wonderful Princeless I was ready to read it. I don’t know Jamie Noguchi but he has illustrated Erfworld.
Princeless was a YA book and this series is aimed a little younger. It starts with Tara Smith, a normal girl going to a normal school. Well, not that normal. She doesn’t really have any friends. She just puts her head down and gets good grades. Her parents are pretty intense. And they are very busy. So much so that she never really sees them in the morning. They give her her daily meds (she has serious allergies) and trust that she will catch the bus (which she always does).
When she gets home they go over her homework, make her do everything that she got wrong over and over again and then tell her to study for tomorrow. The only free time she has is when she takes out the garbage.
Then one morning she wakes up late. A power failure has messed up her alarm. In her haste to get to school, she drops her meds and breaks a special bracelet that her parents gave her. Today she can’t take the mean kids on the bus. She yells at them and her eyes glow red, which gets everyone to back up. Later in class, as she is writing on the board, her hand catches fire. And then her whole body does.
As she says
I’ve never been a fan of doing things that are spontaneous. So spontaneous combustion was never on my list.
As she hides in the bathroom a stranger approaches her. Her name is agent stone and she has come to take Tara away. She asks her
Tara? Is that meant to be a joke or just sentimental? (I don’t get this comment, is it meant like Terra?).
Agent Stone removes a necklace that Tara is wearing which has apparently been hiding her true self all these years. Because when the necklace comes off, Tara is in fact a lizard person who can catch fire.
Agent Stone tells Tara that she can ether go to a school for extraterrestrial girls or go to her home planet. There’s no way Tara wants to go to wherever she’s from so she chooses the school.
Headmistress Fiona shows Tara around. There are creatures from all different planets and constellations and species here and they can present themselves in whatever form they want–some choose to show their true selves and others look human.
There she will have to talk all kinds of normal classes (math is the same all over the universe apparently) but also a self-realization class where you learn about your own culture.
They bring Tara to her dorm room where she meets her two roommates. There’s Summer, a large overly friendly girl who gives her a huge bear hug. And also Misako, a tinier girl. Tara is terrible at making friends and she panics and screams in Misako’s face and spills tea all over her. Misako storms off and as Summer tires to make her feel better, she reveals her true self to Tara. Summer is a gigantic purple monster with all kinds of tentacles. Tara freaks out and burns her before running away.
Agent Stone hears about what happened and gets super angry at her.
You got the nerve to come in here and call the nicest teenage girl I’ve met a monster and act like she doesn’t deserve every courtesy you were getting?
The thing that bothered me about this book was how long it takes Tara to apologize. It was unnaturally long, especially for roommates.
In fact when she gets back to her dorm, she makes up with Miasko and they become good friends, but they both ignore Summer. This isn’t fair at all.
As things move along we meet a few other students. There’s the wonderful Katarina, she is from Russia looks like a giant cat. Kat’s sister Zvenislava is a bit more of an intense cat who, upon learning American history sassy, “This is not how we are learning of World War Two. Tell them of the greatness of comrade Stalin. But Kat is pretty chill, she just likes napping all the time and is desperately in search of drama.
Misako reveals herself to be a Faerie (which is a lot nicer for Tara), but as she digs into her species history she learns that her people were almost wiped out by the Lacertilians–a race of fiery lizard people. The very people that Tara learns she is. She realizes that her people persecuted and destroyed her best friends people.
She can’t possibly tell her. Tara even risks failing out of school until her teacher makes her reveal herself in front of everyone.
Mikaso freaks out and refuses to bunk with Tara anymore. So Kat moves in. Kat loves to cuddle. Tara doesn’t like to cuddle. She says:
That’s what you say now but I am extraordinarily fluffy, you’ll come around.
She also says
I learned all about America from watching high school soap operas and at the only reason I agreed to come here but its not dramatic here at all.
Eventually Tara and Summer make up and they become a fiendly thresome but Mikaso still won’t talk to Tara.
But that’s not nearly all the excitement here. Because as the book comes to a close, Agent Stone tells Tara that the people who were her parents (obviously not her real parents) were trying to kidnap her from the school. She felt that Tara would be safe, but at the end of the year carnival her “parents” show up with Misako in faerie form as a prisoner
Tara trades herself for Mikaso–as good faith to her friend.
The excitement is over really quickly but I don’t think that was really the point of the book because it has set us up for book 3 in which the all girls have to move because of security concerns. Their new location? The all boys extraterrestrial school!
Talk about drama!
Book 2 is not out until october and I’m looking forward to it.
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