SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Kiss (1974).
I’ve always loved the first Kiss record. Everything about it is over the top, and I can’t imagine what people thought of it when it hit shelves back in 1974.
And yet, for such a preposterous looking record, the tracks are really great. The music is a mixture of pop, Rolling Stones rock swagger, Beatles harmonies, and a sort of proto-heavy metal.
“Strutter” proves to be a great opening track with a great riff and fun vocals. And it’s just one of thousands of Kiss songs about hot chicks that, because of its metaphorical/obscure lyrics is less offensive than it might have been. “Nothin’ to Lose” is another lyrically inscrutable song that I’ve always assumed was very dirty: “Before I had a baby, I tried every way. I thought about the back door. Didn’t know what to say.” And yet it is so outrageously poppy that no one minds singing along. “Firehouse” is a wonderfully over the top song with great falsetto vocals and an awesome solo from Ace. “Cold Gin” is another rocking classic with cool basswork and guitar solo notes over a standard rocking verse. Side one ends with”Let Me Know” a pop song hiding under the guise of a heavy rock song. The song is such a poppy bit of fluff (check out the soulful harmonies before the ending guitar solo kicks in), but it works wonders.
Side Two starts with a silly cover of “Kissin’ Time” that of course is appropriate for this band (and if they went for a more poppy sound overall, this would have been their anthem, no doubt). “Deuce” follows, and it blasts forth with some heavy stuttering and slighty off-sounding guitars. It also has the best opening lyric ever: “Get up and get your grandma out of here.” Which is later followed by one of the top ten Huh? choruses off all time, “You know your man is working hard, he’s worth a deuce.” (Rampant speculation as to what a “deuce” was in 1974 can be found online). I’ve always loved the “Love Theme from Kiss” which is possibly the most hated pre-disco Kiss song that I can think of. It’s a weird pseudo-middle-eastern instrumental that I’ve always thought was trippy and funny. And then comes “100,000 Years,” another one of my favorite songs. Again, the lyrics are just bizarre (and I’ve always mis-heard them until I looked them up just now: “How could you have waited so long, it must have been a bitch while I was gone” (I’d always thought the “it” was actually “you” which means the song isn’t as nasty as I ‘d always thought). So, it’s sort of like The Odyssey, then. But musically the song is just phenomenal: a great guitar riff over simple bass notes and a staggering guitar solo.
The disc ends with the outstanding “Black Diamond.” There’s so much to love about this song. It’s a gritty tale about life on the streets. It opens with a pretty acoustic guitar ballad sung by Paul. Then, after the awesome “Hit it!” the song kicks in powerfully. Peter takes over vocals, and his rough voice works perfectly. It’s only five minutes long, but it feels like a great epic track. No the least of which is because the song ends with a cool concept: a single note, punctuated with drums, that is slowed down (from the original taped master), getting slower and slower making the notes sound heavier and heavier, slower and slower. You can even hear the drum riff played at a by-now snail pace. It’s very cool.
This is really a great album, and it’s somewhat overshadowed by their mid 70’s more famous music. And if you like 70s rock but don’t think you like Kiss, this is one disc you can sneak into your collection.
[READ: December 20, 2009] The New Sins
I’m not entirely sure what to make of this. I bought it from McSweeney’s in their attic sale for a couple of bucks. David Byrne is Talking Heads David Byrne, so everything he makes is arty, avant garde and hard to fathom on a first listen/view. But I’m unlikely to read this again, so he gets a cursory attempt here.
The New Sins purports to be a collection of what the “new” sins are. It’s also written as if it were an ancient text that was recently uncovered and translated into English (although obviously, the word choices are laughably not ancient (web design, for instance). Basically, what you get is a list of behaviors that until recently were not sins but which are now. The odd thing about the book is that the sins are not an obvious parody of virtues or anything like that. He doesn’t just say that kindness is a sin, he adds that ambition is a sin as well. So it’s not even simple inversion.
As such, it comes off as parts criticism, humor, and misanthropy. I’m not sure how effective it is at any of them. There are a few dry funny things, but the interesting thing is that the book is designed as a pocket Bible. Its cover looks like one, and inside it has red words and lots and lots of pictures (that I believe Byrne took, and Dave Eggers had a hand with). That led me to think it would be a direct Bible joke. But it isn’t. It’s a peculiar work, to be sure.
It’s also bilingual. That’s right, flip it over and read it the other way and it is all in Spanish. (I did a very loose translation of a few pages and it is a legitimate translation, not a funny or silly one or anything). But the pictures that fill the book (and which “accompany” the text) are different in the English and Spanish sides.
And it’s really short too. About 100 pages per side with a picture on every other page.
I’ve no idea who the target market for this was. I’ve resisted a lot of Byrne’s print work because it seemed like it would be just like this. So, at least I confirmed my suspicion.
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