[READ: December 8, 2024] “Ham”
This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar. This is my seventh time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition! Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.
Ten years of stories! Yikes, where does the time go?
When the first Short Story Advent Calendar launched, in 2015, we frankly had no clue we’d still be sitting here today, continuing to offer up batches of tasty stories fresh from the oven. To celebrate this milestone, we’ve packed the 10th SSAC with a mix of new and familiar names—ideal company for those chilly winter nights ahead.
The author of this story was John Jodzio. Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview. And this one opens:
It’s December 8. John Jodzio, author of Knockout, isn’t sure how he’s going to explain this to insurance.
I used to be really into first sentences. I still am to some extent because a first sentence can really impact your decision to read a story, but I guess I don’t look for them so much as keep tabs on really exciting ones. Like this:
Lucy and I are having car sex with a bald eagle drops a honey ham near us.
I mean, that’s a grabbber. Continue Reading »






