SOUNDTRACK: GARFUNKEL & OATES-“Fuck You” (2009).
My coworker sent me a link to this Garfunkel & Oates song. Garfunkel and Oates is a comedy folk team comprised of Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. This song was featured on Scrubs (seriously) because Micucci played “Gooch,” creepy Ted’s girlfriend on the show.
The song is kind of sweet and funny, but also rather dirty (just like Scrubs).
This version is under two minutes, but there’s a new version (complete with kazoo solo) on their website. The new version plays up the confusion of the kiss you/fuck you chorus a little more with some very funny lines. You can also see a bunch of their other funny, catch, dirty songs like: “Gay Boyfriend,” “Sex with Ducks” and “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche.”
So cute!
[READ: April 20, 2012] “Miss Lora”
Junot Díaz is back with another short story–I smell a collection coming out soon.
This one is about Yunior and his brother who died of cancer (as most of his stories are). But in this one, his brother is more of a presence than an actual character.
For this story is all about Yunior and his lengthy affair with Miss Lora. Miss Lora was a neighborhood older woman–not too old, but certainly older than the kids. She was super skinny–totally flat in front and back–but she was very muscular. She liked showing off her gymnasts’ body in a bikini. The women (like Yunior’s mom) didn’t think much of her in town, but she didn’t seem to care.
And, although she wasn’t all that much to look at, Yunior developed a bit of a crush on her. And then one day he realized it was mutual. (more…)
