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[READ: December 6, 2023] “Clap Hands, Here Comes Charlie”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Beryl Bainbridge.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 6. Beryl Bainbridge, a five-time Booker Prize nominee, died in 2010.

This story is set two weeks before Christmas.  Angela Bisson feels awkward about giving her cleaning lady, Mrs Henderson money for Christmas, so she gives her six tickets to a performance of Peter Pan at the newly reopened Empire Theatre.  It should be noted that Mrs Henderson had never felt degraded when accepting money.

Mr Henderson mocks that it’s just what they needed.

Mrs Henderson says the children will love it.  Their adult son Alec, who loves to tease his father by calling him Charlie instead of Charles, tries to explain Peter Pan to his parents–it’s allegorical, he says “God Almighty,” says his father.

Mrs Henderson told her husband not to go with them if he wouldn’t enjoy it, but there was no way he was NOT enjoying the Christmas gift.  The whole thing gave him indigestion. (more…)

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[READ: December 5, 2023] “Canopy”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Naben Ruthnum.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 5. Naben Ruthnum, author of Helpmeet, politely bites his tongue at the gallery opening.

I don’t have to love every story in this collection–the ones I really like is pretty high.  This one just fell flat for me.  (more…)

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[READ: December 4, 2023] “Librarians in the Branch Library of Babel”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Shaenon K. Garrity.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 4. Shaenon K. Garrity, author of Narbonic, doesn’t recommend Ishmael’s chowder recipe.

This story was bonkers and wonderful.  I mean, it opens by apologizing to Jorge Luis Borges, so you know it’s a little skewed.

The Library of Babel is of infinite size, containing all possible books (including ones full on gibberish and nonsense).

The narrator and Carol worked in the Branch Library of babel located in Dublin, Ohio.  The branch library is also infinite (all of them are).  It’s just smaller.  She cites as an example (more…)

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[READ: December 3, 2023] “Shouting Wenkie”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Peter Orner.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 3. Peter Orner, author of Still No Word from You, is running unopposed.

This story is funny, even though it’s dark.  And dark even though it’s funny.

It opens with the shooting of a dog, which isn’t funny.  But this event became part of the town’s folklore.  The narrator knows what happened that night but he’s not here to set the record straight.  He just wants to tell the story. (more…)

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[READ: December 2, 2023] “The Virgin Oyster”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Jessica Anthony.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 2. Jessica Anthony, author of Enter the Aardvark, has time to lean, but no time to clean.

This was an odd story.

It’s about a young man who works in a strip club called XXXX.  Wednesday night is oyster night and they call him Oyster Boy because he has to run across town to get the oysters for the club,

He gets $2.25 an hour plus tips (and the tips are really good on oyster night). (more…)

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[READ: December 1, 2023] “Notes on the Craft of Fiction”

This year my wife ordered me The Short Story Advent Calendar.  This is my sixth time reading the Calendar–it’s a holiday tradition!  Here’s what H&O says about the calendar this year.

The 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar is a deluxe box set of individual short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.  Now in its ninth year, the SSAC is back to once again bring readers a deluxe, peppermint-fresh collection of 25 short stories from some of the best writers in North America and beyond.

The author of this story was Sam Shelstad.  Each day has an online component with the author with a brief interview.

It’s December 1. To officially kick off the 2023 Short Story Advent Calendar, here are some iron-clad rules for writing your own short story by the author of Cop House.

This story was really quite funny and was a great way to start the collection.

Shelstad explains

The story is excerpted from my novel The Cobra and the Key, which came out this October with Touchwood Editions. The novel takes the form of a creative-writing guide, where the guide’s fictional author can’t help but reference his personal life and autobiographical works while dispensing misguided writing advice, which is how the narrative breaks through. The excerpt takes sections from the first few chapters and, while these sections are more focused on the misguided writing advice side of things, a sense of the narrator and his various delusions begins to emerge.

In no way does it feel like it is excerpted from a novel–it is perfectly lifted from the story and exists on its own 24 point plan.

As it starts out you kind of think this writer doesn’t exactly know what he is talking about.

Don’t they say a picture is worth a thousand words?  With a couple of mouse clicks, however, a writer can copy and paste an image of a painting right into their book.  Checkmate.

As the sections progress, they get even more insane.  If your protagonist is an anti-hero, they must earn sympathy.

If your character pets a stranger’s dog on the first page, you’ve bought yourself a nasty, insensitive comment on page two.

He says you want your protagonist’s name to be meaningful to them somehow, but don’t be too obvious about it.  To avoid being obvious, make them Irish or Jewish:

  • Strongstein
  • O’Brave
  • Basketballberg

It also turns out there’s some plot thrown into the tips–plot about his ex and about the publisher he is currently (harrassing) to get his book published.

I will definitely read this novel.  It sounds great.

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[ATTENDED: October 25, 2023] An Evening with Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade

I have seen Les Claypool play with a variety of other people.  I’ve been a huge fan of Primus (although not their fans) and have always been interested in whatever Les has to offer.  I have seen him with the Claypool Lennon Delirium twice.  I really don’t need to see him any more, but there was one draw to this show–the band was going to play Pink Floyd’s Animals album straight through.

That’s one of my favorite albums and I knew that they would do a great job with it.

With the hindsight of two shows after this,  I can say that either I have no tolerance for people anymore or that people just have no clue how to behave at a concert.  This is Les Claypool, I expected lunacy and zaniness.  Costumes were encouraged for crying out loud.  It was supposed to be fun.

But there was a woman with calf-length dreadlocks slam dancing with nobody.  She just whipped her hair around and made everyone miserable.  I mean have fun, but don’t shit on everyone else’s party.  And there were two different men with deep booming voices on either side of me who just wouldn’t stop talking “No, that’s a bass saxophone.”  “Have you ever seen Claypool before?  He’s really good.”  During the freaking songs!

Holy shit.

So the band was pretty interesting.  Sean Lennon on guitar (so it was like seeing the Claypool Lennon Delirium, Harry Waters (Roger Waters’ son) on keys, the legendary Skerik on saxophone, Paulo Baldi (from Cake) on percussion, primarily vibes and a revelation on these songs.  And Mike Dillon on drums.

So pretty much all Claypool adjacent songs sound similar-thumping weirdo bass, varying guitar weirdness and everything else thrown on top.

They actually played songs from the Frog Brigade album, but I hadn’t listened to that in a pretty long time.  So I didn’t know the first two songs, but they were Primus-adjacent and there for interesting.

Their cover of The Beat’s “Mirror in the Bathroom” was super fun.  An early highlight of the night.  “That was worth the price of admission,” one of the loud jagoffs said loudly possibly three times, certainly twice.

There was the lengthy, trippy “Blood and Rockets” from the Delirium records.  And then an old Claypool song that I knew: “Hendershot.”  This is a simple straightforward song, a surf rock song that’s not all that weird.

However, the one big difference between the Frog Brigade and Primus is that the Frog Brigade is a jam band.  And they are more like a jazz jam band in which everyone gets a solo (except the drums, mercifully).   That meant that if one of them got a solo, you knew there were going to be three more.  Ho hum.  The saving grace was that they were chatting during the solos and Les is hilarious so any chat is good for me.  They were talking about surf rock with Les teasing Shiner (Sean) asking if that was the best surf rock guitar solo he had ever played.  Then he asked Harry about his surfing experiences and it was all in good fun.  But the loud jagoffs around me started complaining about this talking business.”  Play fucking music.”  I was pretty peeved by the end of the first set.

I seriously considered packing it in and going home.  But I knew the next set started with Animals and I really wanted to see that.

And I’m glad I didn’t leave because Animals was outstanding.

The set opened with Sean on acoustic guitar (on a stand) and Les singing Pigs on the Wing.  They jumped right into Dogs, the most rocking of the songs.  Sean’s guitar was great and Harry’s keys were perfect.  Paulo Baldi added delicate vibes here and there which really fleshed out the high notes wonderfully.  And Les’ bass was louder in the mix, letting us hear those bass lines properly.  Skerik was not included, which was great because there’s no sax (or need for it) on these songs.

In Pigs (Three Different Ones), everything was right on (even the crowd mostly settled down for these songs–except for the guy who kept bumping into me and the apologizing profusely.  Relax dude.  When it came to Dogs, everyone sang.  Sean sang the first line and when the long vocal note was held in the record, Les took over from Sean–sounding seamless and perfect.  It was really impressive.  Harry added vocals as well, and really, it was all a great exercise.

The ended as they begin with Pigs on the Wing and it was a glorious 40 minutes of music.

From there, they got back to the wild business of Claypool.  Precipitation was a rollicking fun song.

But I was thrilled to hear them play “Riddles Are Abound Tonight” a great song from Les’ first spin off band Sausage.  I never imagined that I’d get to hear this song live and it was absolutely great to sing “huh, hoy yo!”

I also really enjoyed Les’ first solo album the Holy Mackerel so it was fun to hear “Running of the Gauntlet.”

There was more soloing from each member and Skerik came back for the last few songs.

I didn’t recognize immediately when they started “Cosmic Highway.”  I knew it but wasn’t quite sure how well knew it.  But a soon as that cool riff started–and genuinely sounded like a sitar–I really enjoyed the lengthy jam.

And then Les left the stage for a minute or so.  And he came back with … the Whamola–essentially a metal stick with a bass string on it.  You hit it with a drum stick and change pitch with a handle at the top.  I’ve seen this in videos but it was amazing to see him play it live.  The song “Whamola” is weird and fun and invites participation from everyone.

I had originally thought I might leave early but I’m so glad I stayed to see Whamola!

I could have gone to the show in Montclair the night before instead of this one.  But upon seeing the setlist I’m glad I didn’t choose that one.  Yes, they got Thela Hun Gingeet as an opener, which would have kicked butt.  But I much preferred Mirror in the Bathroom, plus we got the Sausage song, a great Cosmic Highway and the exceptional Whamola.  So the crowd may have sucked but the music was pretty great.

 

  1. David Makalaster [with Southbound pachyderm tease]
  2. Lust Stings §
  3. Mirror in the Bathroom [The Beat cover]
  4. Blood and Rockets: Movement I, Saga of Jack Parsons – Movement II Too the Moon Æ
  5. Hendershot Ψ
    Pink Floyd: Animals
  6. Pigs on the Wing, Part 1  @
  7. Dogs @
  8. Pigs (Three Different Ones) @
  9. Sheep @
  10. Pigs on the Wing, Part 2 @
    SET TWO
  11. Precipitation Ψ
  12. Riddles Are Abound Tonight
  13. Running of the Gauntlet Ψ
  14. Rumble of the Diesel §
  15. Cosmic Highway
  16. Whamola


@ PINK FLOYD: Animals (1977)
℘ SAUSAGE: Riddles are Abound Tonight (1994)
Ψ Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel: Highball with the Devil (1996)
⊗ THE LES CLAYPOOL FROG BRIGADE: Purple Onion (2002)
§ LES CLAYPOOL: Of Whales and Woe (2006)
Æ THE CLAYPOOL LENNON DELIRIUM: South of Reality (2018)

 

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[DID NOT ATTEND: October 24, 2023] Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade

This is yet another show that I bought a ticket for in Philly only to find out later that there was a show in Montclair.  Montclair is certainly easier for me to get to, although honestly I don’t live The Wellmont–I don’t know what it is, but I seem to have an iffy time when I go there.  Especially for a metal show.

I don’t think this is going to be a metal show, but I wonder who will show up.

By the same token, the last time I saw Primus, the meathead crowd was really high.  I hope they don’t come to my show since it doesn’t say Primus.

I’ll find out tomorrow.

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[DID NOT ATTEND: September 14-15, 2023] Eddie Izzard

I saw Eddie Izzard 20 years ago in Boston.  The show was hilarious and since then she has been one of my favorite comedians of all time.

When I saw that she was coming back to the States to tour I immediately went to the Kimmel Center site to grab tickets.  But they must have been on sale for a long time already because both shows were almost sold out.

The Thursday night show was the same night as the final Palm concert ever, so I couldn’t miss that and then the Friday night show, well, let’s just say that it would have been a real challenge getting my wife and I to Philly on a Friday night for a show at the Kimmel–especially after her first full week back to work.

So I had to give this one a miss.  She tends to record her shows so I hope this one gets a release because it promised to be revisiting some of the best bits over the last thirty some years.  (more…)

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[LISTENED TO: November 2022] Sinister Magic

I’m not sure what attracted me to this author.  I suppose she came up on my Chirp Audiobook suggestions and I was looking for something a little different.

I like fantasy, but sometimes it gets too much up its own world building of for me to get into the story.  I hadn’t really read much urban fantasy, but from the little I’ve read, I rather like it.  The stories feel contemporary and feature alternate-reality takes on things we already know.  And I rather like that.

Linday Buroker is a self-published author.  This typically raises a red-flag, but this book has almost 10,000 ratings on Goodreads, so it’s not like no one is reading her.  She is also absurdly prolific as you can see by the massive chart down below.

But what hooked me on this series was narrator Vivienne Leheny.  I don’t know much about her, but I absolutely loved her voices, her tone and her ability to really get sarcasm across (Buroker’s characters are very sarcastic).  And, amazingly, Leheny seems to read most if not all of Buroker’s books.

So, in summary, the main character is Val Thorvald.  As she says, “I’m an assassin.”  But she’s not that kind of assassin.  She only goes after “magical bad guys.”   When magical bad guys come to earth, she takes care of them. Permanently.

This doesn’t make her popular with the rest of the magical community.  But thanks to her half-elven blood, a powerful sword named Chopper, and a telepathic tiger with an attitude, she’s always been able to deal with any threats that come her way. (more…)

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