[LISTENED TO: June 2023] All the Beautiful Lies
I loved Swanson’s Eight Perfect Murders. I hated the characters in The Kind Worth Killing (but I loved the twists). So I had this third book as a kind of final litmus test for if I would listen to anymore books by him.
And the answer is no.
Once again, Swanson’s twist and surprises (and the ending) are really good. But if possible, he made main characters who are even more horrible and unlikable. How was that possible?
There’s a few spoilers in this review, although none that reveal the twists or who the murderer(s) is/are.
I’m just going to get this over with, so yes, there’s a spoiler here. One of the main characters is a pedophile.
It’s bad enough when, at some point in the middle of the book, we learn that he is happily going to essentially make a new life with the daughter of his second wife (step-daughter, so not incest, but Jesus Fucking Christ). And then we find out that this guy was introduced to sex when he was a teenager by a bored housewife. So he is basically “paying it forward.”
How did Swanson even write these words? How did his moral compass allow these words to pass his fingers onto the page?
I mean, the blurb on Goodreads starts with this:
Harry Ackerson has always considered his stepmother Alice to be sexy and beautiful, in an “otherworldly” way. She has always been kind and attentive, if a little aloof in the last few years.
I mean, who reads that blurb and wants to read more (I go into my books totally blind, so I had no idea this was coming). (more…)

