[READ: July 2021] Crazy for You
Clooney Coyle is an Irish actor on the Irish language soap opera Brú na hAbhainn.
He is vain but amusing. He is invited to his best friend Isla’s house for a party. Isla is a school teacher and she is inviting the staff over for a Halloween party. Unfortunately an insufferable volunteer named Vonnie insisted that she be invited. Isla has complained to Clooney about Vonnie many times and he is tickled to meet someone so obnoxiously self-assured and assertive,
Vonnie arrives and she is a horror show. It’s a shame, though, that O’Donoghue had to make her fat and ugly in addition to loud and obnoxious. But she walks into the party, insults the host, insults the guests, takes wine that isn’t hers (she didn’t bring anything to the party) and is a general nightmare. But Clooney is intrigued by her and decides to treat her nicely.
When he was younger, he was picked on for being gay in rural Ireland so he understands the need to shine when others put out your spark. And soon enough he pledges that they are friends for life.
Vonnie has the best line ever: “As an adult, I am an artist.” She says this all the time and everyone looks at her the same way…. wtf does that mean. She means that all children are artists, but she is an adult who is an artist. She also has a gallery which Clooney promises to go to. Her art is terrible and she charges him admission. When she insists that he sit for a portrait, and them charges him a sitting fee he still manages to say that they are friends for life.
And that’s what sets her off.
Vonnie becomes insanely jealous. And that’s when the book goes from the outrageous to the ridiculous and all believability is lost. (more…)


