SOUNDTRACK: FATHER JOHN MISTY-“Bored in the U.S.A.” (2014).
Not a cover of the Clash song (“I’m So Bored with the U.S.A”) this is a piano dirge about the materialism of American culture.
I loved Father John Misty’s debut, and the way it addressed serious topics but with beautiful songs and Misty’s wonderful voice. But this song is a dark and dreary tale of life in contemporary America. Father John laments about, well, just about everything:
I’ve got all morning to obsessively accrue
A small nation of meaningful objects
And they’ve got to represent me too
or
Now I’ve got a lifetime to consider all the ways
I’ve grown more disappointing to you
As my beauty warps and fades
with the staggering next line
I suspect you feel the same
Te melody is pretty, but solemn (there’s no ironic poppy chord structure for this lament). Rather, it’s a slow minor key piano melody with Misty’s beautiful aching voice drifting over the chords: “Save me white Jesus.”
By the next verse, while the melody and singing stay at the same pace, he adds a laugh track to his life: “They gave me a useless education / A subprime loan, Craftsman home / Keep my prescriptions filled / Now I can’t get off, but I can kind of deal / Oh, with being Bored in the USA.”
If this is the single, what can the album have in store?
Save me President Jesus.
[READ: November 17, 2014] “Long in the Tooth”
This is a Czech story (translated by Stacey Knecht) written by Hrabal (who died in 1997). I don’t know anything about him except that he wrote “many novels.”
But this story I find quite puzzling. It’s not hard or complicated, indeed, it is quite a straightforward piece. I’m just puzzled by why he wrote it (unless the conceit of false teeth was so novel that it needed to be written down).
In this story, the main character (who is a woman although that isn’t revealed until quite late in the story) is marveling at how she (and her husband) have aged without them realizing it. She says that suddenly she was sixty and then sixty-five when she contracted paradentosis (which can cause massive tooth loss).
Mr Šlosar pulled out all of her teeth and prepared her for a new set of false teeth. She imagines what a great looking woman she will be with her new teeth.
But when he gives her the new set, they are heavy and grotesque and they hurt her mouth and she can’t imagine keeping them in. Even Mr Šlosar talks about how hard it is for him to keep them in.
And she makes a decision about whether to keep them or not and that’s pretty much the end.
There’s not much more to say about it.
Stacey commented [below] that this is an excerpt from a novel, so that makes a lot more sense as to why it seemed like it was just hanging there. I am curious as to what it has to do with the rest of the book, now.

It’s a chapter from one of his novels… “Harlequin’s Millions”… not a short story. Harper’s gave it a title, it originally didn’t have one!
cheers,
Stacey
Thanks Stacey. I can’t always tell when they excerpt stuff it is is a novel excerpt or a short story excerpt. But it makes a lot of sense that this is just a part of something else.