SOUNDTRACK: “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC-“Handy” (2014).
I had never heard of this song until I heard that it was going to be parodied on Al’s new album. (I have since heard that it is the song of the summer, so I am clearly living under a rock). I listened to it a few days ago and hated it. I couldn’t believe how much it is not a song. It’s not even a verse, it’s a simple riff repeated over and over–even into the chorus. By definition, the song should be catchy since if you hear the same four notes over and over for 3 minutes it will get stuck in your head. Clearly, the selling point is her weird vocal delivery, but that’s more gimmicky than anything else–she doesn’t even have a vocal melody. I don’t get it.
So how did Al turn that not-a-song into this delight of home repair? I’d say it’s because he actually sings the lines (in his funny delivery) and that his lyrics are interesting (and very funny). I feel like he turned that idea of a song into an actual song. And, since I believe his version is faster and shorter, it just feels better overall.
I love how much he throws into the song–he sure knows his handy man speak. I also like the way he uses the “do dat do dat/screw dat screw dat” lines to his own purpose. He really breathes life into the “song of the summer,” and in the fall when Iggy Azalea is in the one hit wonder bin, I’ll still be saying I’m so handy”
This video is not on YouTube yet, but you can watch it at Al’s site.
[READ: July 6, 2014] The Plain Janes.
I enjoyed The Plain Janes and this is the sequel. The problem for me (and I suppose anyone who waits almost exactly 7 years to read the sequel is that there was no recap, even minor, of what went on in the first book. So that made it a little had to get up to speed. I mean, I remembered the basic story, but couldn’t remember at all the details.
I guess the story was simple enough, but I had forgotten about John Doe and that Jane’s family left Metro City after a bomb scare. Regardless, it is a year later and P.L.A.I.N. the art collective is still active and the Janes are still together.
The John Doe from the first story is Miroslav and Jane is writing to him regularly. Miroslav is an artist as well and he and his girlfriend have been applying for grants (and getting them) to create their one art. Jane feels that her own group’s art stunts are not big or important enough. However, the town, especially the Police Chief thinks that P.L.A.I.N. are a gang and he is looking to arrest them (I don’t think the book ever reminds us what P.L.A.I.N. stands form which is kind of a shame too as I can’t remember).
Jane has a new interest close to home as well. Damon. I don’t recall if he was in book one, but it sounds like he took the fall for her during a recent art prank.
We also see that there is tension among the Janes. Theater Jane is pining for a theater boy named Rhys, although since he is far away, she doesn’t hear from him much (but she sure does talk about him a lot). Jock Jane decides to ask a basketball player out, so she marches over and tells him that they are dating now. And he agrees (she also can’t stop talking about him). Science Jane is too shy to ask Melvin out (but keeps talking about him). The gay boy (whose name I don’t think was given ) is pining for there to be another gay person in the school.
There’s also some drama at home. There was an anthrax scare and Jane’s mom’s friend was killed by it (she worked at the post office). This has put Jane’s mom over the edge and she refuses to go outside at all now. So Jane’s dad is doing everything in his power to make her go outside, including sleeping in a tent.
Then the unthinkable happens P.L.A.I.N. are caught doing an art installation and are sent to do community service.
But what if Jane can actually get a grant like Miroslav? Can she legally make an artistic change in the community The arts council has ever given money to a high schooler before, and what could she possibly do that would impress them?
The end of the book is satisfying in many ways, although as with a lot of love stories, the love part doesn’t really make a lot of sense
I was once again mixed on the art. I like a lot of it, but there were some choices that I didn’t love–sometimes the characters looked really cartoony and sometimes they didn’t, so I wasn’t exactly sure what look he was going for was. It was clear that these were choices and not flaws, so it was just a matter of my not liking his choices.
Castellucci has a great sense of these characters, i think I’d prefer them in a more fleshed out scenario–maybe a series of novels where each character gets more time to explore herself.

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