SOUNDTRACK: KISS-Destroyer {Resurrected} (2012).
Bob Ezrin, überproducer, decided he wanted to remaster Kiss’ Destroyer album (for its 35 year anniversary). If his notes are to believed, this was all Ezrin’s doing with little input from the band. The notes are interesting and explain Bob’s rational at the time and his rationale for remastering it now.
The remastering isn’t major–the guitars sound more vibrant (there seems to be extra flourishes on “King of the Night Time World”, the vocals sound a little fuller (with some extra echo). I actually think I’d like the drums to be a little louder–Peter does some great drumming here and it should be emphasized more. Ezrin explains that do to the limitations of the originals there wasn’t a lot he could do to re-mix the album.
The most exciting find of the remaster is the new guitar solo for “Sweet Pain.” It’s not a huge deal, it’s only a few notes, but it is fun to hear a new take (even if the “real: solo is better).
He adds a “Get Up/Get Down” at the end of the solo in “Detroit Rock City” (which I do not like). He also repeats an “ahhh” in “Beth” in the middle which just makes me think the song should end. In the liner notes, he says they added new car crashes at the end of “Detroit Rock City” although I can’t really hear it. There seems to be more of the little kid’s voice in “God of Thunder” (I always wish they’d provided transcript of what he says). And overall I think that song sounds the best with the new mix–more intense, more scary, more bombastic. As for the mellower songs (“Great Expectations,” “Do You Love Me?”) there’s a bit more oomph in the backing vocals.
In the notes he says he fixed something that has been bugging him for 35 years. The internet boards suggest that it is this: In “Detroit Rock City,” Paul sang “Moving fast down 95,” but 95 goes nowhere near Detroit, so he mixed Paul’s voice to say “moving fast doin’ 95.” I never really understood which one he was saying to begin with, so I can’t be sure of this. Overall, is it worth getting this remaster? Well, probably not. It sounds better and fuller, but not radically different.
The only other Kiss albums he produced were Revenge and The Elder–Bob, I’d love a remaster of The Elder!
[READ: September 23, 2012] “The Casserole”
This really short story (less than two pages) has a title that’s not terribly exciting. It also prepares you very little for what will happen and just how the casserole will come into play.
The story is of a trip that a long-married husband and wife take to her family’s ancestral home–a large farm with tons of acres, tons of livestock and worth tons of money. But he and his wife don’t want the farm (which her parents want to give them), they’re happy in the city, being school teachers who live frugally, saving for a rainy day.
The story is almost all flashback as the couple waits to board the ferry that crosses the river to the house. He thinks about how they don’t have kids (and never wanted them) and how this drives her parents crazy (they desperately want an heir to their property). He thinks about how they spend very little money on anything–keeping it squirreled away for their retirement. Even if his wife might like to go to Belize to show off her still hot body. He thinks about how the only thing he would spend money on is a beautiful room to house his record collection and maybe to buy an awesome stereo–and how his wife is unimpressed by this.
When they finally board the ferry, the wife gets out of the car, to marvel at the things that have changed and the things that have stayed the same and to talk with the locals. And as they drive to the house she takes in all the scenery she hasn’t seen for so long.
When they get to the house, the casserole comes into play and the story twists pretty quickly in a different direction.
This story worked very well as a really short piece—any longer would have felt like it was dragged out, but as it was, it packed a good punch.

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